I ban DF because I had all 3.

I ban TSC. Oh... good point... I'll accept that.

I ban TSC for abbreviating peoples names.

I ban Sharky for resorting to a ban such as that. You can't think of something better?

I ban Davy for his much less creative bans than the one Sharky has. I'm sure I can pull up something... oh, and also.

I ban TSC for not speaking with me about this.

I ban Crest.

I ban the highly original, so-spectacular-I-can't-hold-it-in, incredibly amazing ban that was Stealthly Cannoneer.

I ban Crest for that superb display of sarcasm.

I ban TSC because i am in a hurry to ban you.

I ban TSC for bringing up that debate. I did wonder if Deadpool should come last... and the more I think about it, the more it sounds so right...

REVISION TO RANKS:

Lowest Rank: Slightly-Crazy
Rank 1: Addled
Rank 2: Rum-crazed
Rank 3: Rattled
Rank 4: Crazy
Rank 5: Rum Addiction
Rank 6: Insane
Rank 7: Wacky/Wackie
Rank 8: Asylum-worthy
Rank 9: Nobody move! I think I dopped my brain.
Rank 10: Deadpool.

I ban Jack for not adding my name to the list.

I ban Stealthy Cannoneer for thinking he is worthy to have his own personal rank.

I ban Jack for I am rank 5 and a half.

I ban Stealthy for being off a little.

I ban Jack for not replacing insane with my name.