I ban Hammy, because seconding a ban and actually banning are two different things - do you happen to remember my speech about it earlier?

I ban Pixie because anything with you in it we tend to try and forget.

I band Mr. skiperdoo for being mean to Dark Pixie.

I ban Jason for have an illegitimate reason to ban.

I also ban Skype because anything with YOU in it is usually forgotten.

I ALSO ban DP because I think I was away from the ban game then... and seconding would work if a banner just repeated what the previous banner said. Just for that... get me some rum.

I ban Jason for banding.

I ban Hammy for the triple ban that still wasn't all that effective.

I skip ban Hammy for two reasons: First - who's this Skype? :P The second reason is - ignoring the rest of the message - I'm not, and I repeat NOT, going to get you rum, because if I hadn't had all of it, I wouldn't give it to you because you're a greedy pirate. Dark_Pixie's Rum. Not Hammy's rum.

I ban Dark for not knowing that we call Mr. Skipperdoo Skype on occasion.

I ban Davy because I happened to start that nickname, now where is TSC... so I can tell he was wrong, and that nickname did catch on. :P

[sarcasm] I ban Sharky for making a ban so epic that Davy hasn't posted yet. [/sarcasm]

Maybe I can steal his greenish meat and some rum... that'll make him come back. ;)

I ban Hammy because I will come back, but because I love you and I don't want you to eat/drink them, because then you will start to have a high fever, followed by dizziness and the only thing you will hear is "MEAT! I NEED MY MEAT!" After that, you will have shortness of breath, followed by tremendous agony in every single part of your body so bad that you will wish you were being eaten by piranhas, and then you will slowly lose the ability to breath, and you will die.

And that's if you're lucky.

I ban Davy for forgetting that I could have stolen the antidote, too.

EDIT: I can't help but point out how strange it sounds to say you love me..... uhh...... awkward..... *cough cough*

I ban HAMMY for stealing the name of a hamster I had as a child

[CRY] my HAMMY !!!! [/CRY]

I ban Kat for falling apart. Get yerself together, woman! :laughks2:

I skip ban Kat for forgetting that I met her on these forums AFTER I made the name. If I changed it, though I can't, everybody wouldn't know me. :(

I ban Hammy for that avatar, what is THAT?!