I would probably be Dean and Founder.

WWYDI you failed at pirating?

Turn to my backup plan, the way of the ninja. I mean, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, aye?

WWYDI......you were elected pirate king?

I would try to conquer the land too lol.

WWYDI: they gave you the power of Jolly Roger?

Err this was said already but I would go to Tormenta and blast all the thrall captains for loot skull chests :D

WWYDI every time you get a loot skull chest?

I would have a lot of items.

WWYDI the game had to be reset on Live, like it did on Test?

I would grieve...wait and see if stuff restored...and have me m&m jar filled sose to read a lot of threads on it here at POF!

WWYDI your ship bugged while under full-sail and stayed that way, and you couldn't log off?

I would continue to fish away, happy to be at sea.

What would you do if you were pounced on by a big wolf?

I would grab a voodoo doll and use the chain hex on it to escape.

What would you do if... I tried to write poetry?

I would make you listen to me sing ( not pretty I can tell ya that har har )

WWYDI you logged in and all four of your pirates were completely mastered (though you didn't master them all).

I'd be okay with that.

WWYDI your account was reverted to basic, right after you payed for one year?

Not much mate, I am basic, har har!


WWYDI

You met Jack Sharkbane, master of disaster?

I already have, although he probably didn't notice it.


WWYDI El Patron's lost weapons were put into the game. But, there was only one of each, and to get them, you have to fight everyone else in a large PvP.

I have and nothing happened.

EDIT (thank you Sven): I would no seek them.

WWYDI POTCO was invaded by WOW?

I would make a very weird and unexplainable expression and say "wHaT ThE mEsS?!? What happened to pirates????"

WWYDI there was a boss that looked like Edward Cullen from twilight??

I would defeat it and leave to fight other things.

WWYDI there was a Lv1,000 enemy that you HAD to solo for a quest.