Granted, But you dont get payed but a glass slips and cuts your hand off!

I wish that i had no eyeballs!

Granted, but there's obvious downfalls of having no eyeballs..

I wish for eyepatches to be available in game!

Granted, but you are not bright enough to know how to use them correctly, and you wear two eyepatches over both eyes. While you are walking on your ship, you fall off into the sea and drown. Your last words are "Give Davy Fireskull all my rum-blub-blub-blub..."

I wish that I had an army of El Patrons!

Granted, but they kill you.

I wish to be invincible!!!

In your dreams Davy..

Granted, but everybody else thinks your too strong and they just ignore you.

I wish for infinite tonics.

Granted, but everytime you use a tonic instead of giving you health you loose health :D.

I wish that i didnt wish for no eyes lol.

Granted, but in the end, you don't have eyes anyway...

Well, seeing as Keeper didn't wish..

I wish for gold, as much as I can carry!

granted but u load to much of it on yer satchel and break yer back

i wish for gum

granted u r stuck in gum buble


i wish for all legendary weapaons

granted but u have to be lv 50 in sword to use them


i wish for the world eater blade

granted but your the pumpkin ice cream




i wish for my wish to come true lol

wish denied

i wish for legendary weapons

Granted, you recieve the Spork of Awesomeness!

I wish to be able to do the Raven's quest more times with a single pirate.