joe wakes up in the black pearl at tourgua and in jail wthe kraken, barbossa,will, elizaibtih,el patron,the ,jolly roger,davy jones and jack (these charater must be in the next 3 pages or i will keep saying this part XD)

The Kraken is so big, that the jail explodes.

the lock them up again and the jail cell is huge! (size enough to fit 50 krakens)

Sith, please stop changing our stories! geez...

The jail explodes.

they all look around to see wat caused the explosion

It was a Yellow Tang, flopping around the floor!

suddenly a hundread pumpkins land on it

Pumpkins explode into a huge "Happy Halloween!" banner.

Welcome back to the story Jackie Wackie!

Then Joe and his buddies, including the Kraken, go trick or treating around the island of Port Royal, but unfortunately for them, Halloween hadn't been invented yet.

Instead, the local villagers decide to shoot them, seeing as knocking at somebody's door without good reason is frowned upon.

P.S. Glad to be back.

P.P.S. It's Jack.

Cap'n Jack, Davy Jones, The Kraken, Jolly Roger, and all the others except for Joe are shot and killed, and Joe is thrown into a pig pen.

P.S. Glad that your back.

P.P.S. No, your Jackie Wackie. :P

P.P.P.S. hehe... P.S. spam...

Then Elizabeth Swann wanders over to him, picks him up and says, "James, poor James," before realizing it was Joe, and then knocking the poor guy back into the bed.

the kraken had been killed at land, jolly roger lived beening undead and all, davy jones lived becuase his heart has not been hit, will living becuase well um ... he made all the weapons for the people,jack lived being a pirate lord, el patron lived being a ghost, elizabith lived because (read back a page or 2 and u will see why),
and barbossa was dead, so they went to shipwright island with joe who been taken out of the pig pen to attead the pirate lord meeting( ik long sentence)

Joe is shot, DUN DUN DUN!

the shot hit his ribs knocking him out still they tend the pirate lord meeting