Yes, but since you PvPed us all, the ship sinks with no captain. I re-log, and launch my ship.

ICOTS

I re-log, and launch MY ship.

ICOMS.

It has no hull left because I let noobs drive it. You are sunk by a Ferret.

ICOTS

I launch my light sloop, fully repaired!

ICOMS.

I am repairing behind a Juggernaut. You sail towards me, trying to sneak up on us and board, and BOOM. Explosive broadside. You slip beneath the waves.

ICOTS

Right before death, A ship emerges from the seas, lifting me from the depths. This ship is the Flying Dutchman.

I'm captain of THAT ship.

Davy Jones comes out of the Head, seeing you at the helm. The crew enjoys the tang of your flesh after they pick it clean off the bone.

ICOTS

Icots
 

My guild launches a fleet and blows the puny ship out of the water.

I'm admiral of my guild fleet!

But your guild commits mutiny. They then have no idea who to elect as a leader next, so they sink each other.

I watch from the ship I just bought from my dear friend O'Malley.

ICOTS

O'Malley hates you. It's a piece of junk ship, and sinks in harbor. I watch from my pre-purchased War Frigate.

ICOTS

However, your deed is faulty, and has a loophole. I exploit that loophole, and 48 hours later I sailed away on my ship while you went off and grumbles in the corner.

ICOTS.

That loophole becomes a loopsquare, which in making no sense confuses you into handing me the wheel as I push you overboard as you still wonder about that loopsquare that makes no sense.

ICOTS, your not :P

I then realize a loopsquare is a knot. I swim over to my ship and give you an unnsolvable problem to solve, and you cannot become captain until it is solved.

ICOTS.

I solve the unsolvable problem with my knotsquareloopingthing and then eat it. The puzzle was simple if you know how to ride llamas and throw tacos at the same time. you are confuzzled at my randomness and vocabulary not making sense, and you give me the ship to take time to think about what I said. Have a nice day!

ICOTS

I then realize that math is a lie. I then shoot you and remark, "Try calculating the velocity of that bullet as it travels through your spinal cord."

ICOTS.