I ban Davy for I do have a following however. And what are you, but a follower?

And fools always have conflicting views! Why do you think they get in bar brawls?

I ___ steel for lack of a better ___.

I ___ underscores.

I ban Davy for I ignore Ban bans.

*Gasp!*
YOU DARE?!?!?!?!?!?
*takes the Ban Bolt of the gods and bans the heck out of Steel*

I ban any form on ban weapons except the ban twig.

I...I...I can't believe it.
I ban your FACE!
*cry*

I ban Jack for crying.

I ban Davy for hating on emotions.

What monster are you!

I ban Jack. I'm not a monster! I'm the brother of a monster! Silly Jack!

I ban Davy for having a little bit of monster in him. About 45%, not enough to corrupt his appearance, but enough to make him horrible.

I ban Jack. I can show you the monster inside me. It may hurt a bit. But the pain shall pass very fast, and will be replaced by a slumber. Forever.

I ban Davy, for I'll take his word for it.

Still can't believe you gave up and became an apprentice to TSC.

I ban Jack for thinking I gave up. Its a learning experience.

I ban Davy for not maintaining a strong enough will to learn through scolding, not apprenticeship. You know that you're just a minion with a fancy title, right?