88 bottles of Jack sealing his fate.

89 bottles. Of course. Best die worth a cause worth fighting for.

90 bottles. You better bury yourself with El Patron... then again, even thats not safe from the wrath of The Monster.

91 bottles. Why die for a cause worth fighting for when you could be like me and actually live.

93 bottles of agreeing. As long as he doesn't hate you too much.

95 bottles. Your immune to his... disease!

96 bottles of The Monster doesn't carry a disease... I don't think.

98 bottles of rum. Crest, The Monster likes you because you give him meat. Although no amount of meat Jack gives him will make him happy with him again. xD

99 bottles of rum.

100 bottles!!! Sharky with the win!

101 bottles