I ban Crest because the thing is elusive, and it rewrites history, therefore, giving us no proof of its very existence.

i ban sharky for banning crest haha

Oh Yeah! *High Fives* See, now thats a friend...

I ban poster #1.

I ban Crest and SHARKEHHHH for talking about this.... thing. This is a thing that you have lost, rewrites history.... THE GAME!

I ban Davy for I haven't ban him in a lonnnnnnnng time

- takes away davys ban powers with ban god powers -

I ban davy for being a noob!

I ban seaking for being a ban Noob too - hits with ban stick -

- blocks and disarms -

- epically pwns agnel -

I ban angel for insulting the ban god :P

Like The All Powerful, All-Amazing, All-Invigorating Wackie Jackie's Words for Weirdos Dictionary?

Note: The above statement is trademarked by Wackie Jackie Inc. Any person to copy, fabricate, or lie about said statement faces heavy punishments, ranging from Imprisonment to Collaring.

Where was I? Oh yeah....

I ban The All-Noobish Noob God for pretending to be a ban god.

I ban Jackie for his epicly long ban post. And his soon-to-be-famous Dictionary and TM.

I ban Sharky. It is "long" not "lonjn". COLLAR!!!

I ban Davy because..... I cen speelz howevar i want now beecuz i heve teh collor on 4ever....

I ban McSharky for reveling in his new collar power.

I ban Crest because that's how cool I am. And I like to protest

Sharky forgot punctuation again. IBY.

Collar time. *puts Collar on Sharky*

*Slice slice slice zap zap zap squeeze squeeze squeeze burn burn burn stab stab stab*

I love my job.