I'd be completely dizzy iizzy trying to keep up with the chat

WWYDI we could hire a band for partees?

The Krewe be having partees every night....hehehe

WWYDI there was only one guild to join and it wasnt the one u in now?

Ummmm...prolly be guildless...what fun would that be?

WWUDI Doc Grog became your Psychiatrist?

My mind would be filled with rum, and tasks he asks me to do WAY too much.


WWYDI I was a pirate lord?

Keep fillin yer glass while exclaimin...Lordy, Lordy

WWYDI a submarine attacked your ship?

I would get out my Flux Capacitor equipped Light Sloop and go back in time to where there are no submarines.

WWYDI you had a Flux Capacitor equipped Light Sloop?

I would keep going back in time everytime I got sunk...then I would no to avoid the ships that sunk me

WWYDI the gypsies refused to sell you tonics?

run screaming like a little girl then die

WWYDI Gunner ran out of rum

lol

Just what I want to do to him anyways...Shoot him!

WWYDI All the BIG Bosses attacked you at the same time?

I would die before I knew what hit me.

WWYDI the town on Tortuga became overrun with level 35 Stumps?

I'd open up a firewood business from all the stumps I would defeat...


WWYDI at night under a full moon eeryone turned into pocket pirates??

i would put them in pockets.


WWYDI your pirate was turned into a mini pirate?

A Pocket Pirate is the same thing as a mini pirate so I too would put em in pockets and then run...


WWYDI you awoke from jail and managed to escape only to find that all the townsfolk & skeletons everywhere on every island were turned into chickens?

i would go fat because of all the chicken that i would eat.


WWYDI instead of mini enemies there were gigantic enemies?

Same thing I do with the mini enemies, kill them.

WWYDI the Flintstones were NPC's?