okay, done with the carols wheres the grog!

I only wear the patch over me eye becuz it's debonair..ish

Can you read the lyrics above my head?

can you see the skul and the crosss bones? if so, r they a little too muich for my pirate flag?

This time paradox which I have recently discovered most interests me....... yet since this is such a boring topic that I have to focus on I might as well make myself look funny while I'm at it.

*dramatic voice used in movie previews*
Have you been Chuck Norris approved today?

Time to go back under. (Sorry, that one was tough.)

Money, money money , money....and I'll bet you can't kill me with your pistola...

Get off me tail u bilge rat!!!

300 years ago I was fat and jolly - now I'm just skin and bones ;)

"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" 'Who wants a fight?'

How old am I now???:xhuh:

Those sea gulls have nuttin on me!

does anyone know the words to Auld Lang Syne?

Geez, these kidz keep tryin to eat me candy canes...