granted but jolly roger is the boss and you have to defeat him witha rusty cutlass no tonics and by yourself.
i wish for the mods to close this before something bad happens to my wish

Granted.. wait, no, Denied!

I wish for the ability to type fast!

Granted but yer keyboard blows up

i wish for dental insurance xD

Granted, but your dentist uses rusted, old, dusty plyers to check your teeth. Open Wide!

I wish the Black Pearl Quest was fun!

Granted but u sink jacks ship and he shoots u with a flintlock pistol

i wish that i could train my pirates faster

Granted, but when you reach lvl 50, they bounce you back to level one.

I wish my pirate could use a weapon, instead of nothing, per glitch.

Granted but when you try to use ur weapon it summons fire dragon and eats u
i wish for nothing at all

Granted, but the wish granters feel sad for you and give you... a piece of gold!

I wish for an SoTL

granted but only one problem i put zombies! on it and they eat u

i wish for zombies dominanting the world killing the wish granters jk jk

Granted, but then you are all alone... alone... ALONE!!!!

I wish for the.... uuhhhh.... yea.... thingee.....

Granted, you get a dinghy!

I wish for the ability to know when people post on the Activites without having to check the Activites forums.

Granted, but u go blind and have no use for it
I wish i could turn into a SHINY ROCK!

Granted, but your friend is shinier than you.

I wish to be a level 60!

Granted but disney says u hacked the game and bounces you to lvl 0 with 1 health.
I wih i was a black hole

Granted, but so is your brain mate! So all that knowledge goes in, but never comes back out... :P

I wish for food.