They then get hungry, and start to eat Joe.

joe tasted bad so they ordersed pizza and the ship was coming to shipwright island to deliver the pizza

The pirates all eat up the pizza, and then realize, Joe is still alive in their bellies!

Joe breaks through all their bellies and reforms. The others die forever.

this is where i come into the story
 

So then jack TPs to port royals, during the curse, and i a there owning the living, and joe thinks i am a COSTUME PARTY, when i set him on fire with me staff, he runs around screaming and throws himself into the ocean, where he ends up on Tortuga a stinking, burning mess.

P.S do you think that a little mean?

P.SS this is the first time i have posted here, and i just changed joe's life :D

Yes, you did.

Joe then spots a bottle of rum on the ground in the distance.

Memories...

, jolly roger lived beening undead and all, davy jones lived becuase his heart has not been hit, will living becuase well um ... he wasnt there at the time he was um sick XD ,jack lived being a pirate lord, el patron lived being a ghost, elizabith lived because (read back a page or 2 and u will see why),(keep these chaareters alive andu dont have to add them to the next one they just got to be alive)
joe picks up the bottle of rum and find it empty

Joe pitches a fit, and the neighbors come out to find out what's wrong.

He eats the neighbors, followed by the island of Tortuga, but then he finds himself thirsty, and drinks a gallon of sea water.

mmmmm

However, even Joe does not have an indestructable stomach, and he contracts a very big stomachache.

He runs around, frantically searching for a bucket to barf in, when he sees Scarlet.

he barfs on her

Scarlet forgives Joe, and Joe takes Scarlet out to the Faithful Bride.

someone says bar fight and they have a bar fight

In the middle of the bar fight, Joe says to Scarlet: