I ban Jack, for being a minion is not all bad.

I also ban Jack for envying me.

I ban Davy for thinking I envy him. I choose freedom over servitude!

I ban Jack, for once I am finished being an apprentice I will be able to pwn you every way possible. Who knows, maybe I'll even let YOU become my apprentice.

I ban Davy for thinking I still won't be a ban master by then. I probably won't be, but I'll be pretty darn close!

I ban Jack the wannabe ban master.

I ban Davy because he's the one who's apprenticing to become one, not me.

And stop using the Title ban!

I ban Jack for having bad typing skills.

Tsk Tsk Tsk.

i ban davy AND jack for i am a ban master. I have been since the first ban game :D

I ban Davy for being a GP.

I ban Swordshot for telling me the funniest joke ever! HAHAHAHA! HOOHOOHOO! TEE HEE! HEHEHEHE! heheh... hah....

I ban laughter spam.

i ban jack for how is that funny?

I ban Swordshot for not realizing the first ban game started in '08, not '09, and you joined in '09.

Ban History reading... done!

I ban Jack for having too much time on his hands.

With all that time, I say you make me a sandwich!

I ban Davy, for apprentices don't boss free men around!

Git back ta' work!

I ban Jack for trying to be my master.

I also ban The Game for taking over my life.