I ban CT for bringing mastership into this.

I ban Jack for banning me for bringing mastership into this.

I ban both of you for bringing mastership into this.

I ban those who doubt the masters.

Respect yo' elders!

I ban Jack. You say "yo", slang for getting someones attention. So, you must be calling the elders to come and see the respect you have for them.

I ban The Dan Man for making his grand return to the Activities Forum.

And for taking everything so literally.

I ban Jack for banning the man who's name is Dan. Dan is a man of true words.

I ban CT for making this into a rhyme war!

I can make a rhyme, anytime, especially when comitting a crime, by stealing a dime.

WHAT!

I ban Jack because rhymes are only for the man named Jack Black. Yo' rhymes are whack, Mack. Get back, 'cause this Jack is gonna attack.

I ban CT for not remembering Jackie Khaki. Joyce Turquoise. Ned Red. Sheen Green. Orange Orange. What about those guys?

I ban Jack for not knowing Tommy Schlamme.

I ban Cannoneer for bringing up the Cursed Name of Evil Doom. That's Jolly Roger's middle name.

I Ban You!

I ban YOU!!!!!!

I ban the word you.