I ban TSC for changing the Banpocalypse so drastically. Did something delay it?

I ban TSC. So who are included in The Seven? La siete, if you prefer.

I ban Sharktooth because I drank the rum. Go use sea water.

I ban TSC because I think that we should call ourselves The Seven Swashbucklers. Its a pirate site, after all.

I ban Crest because I am too drunk off the rum I stole from Sharktooth to make my own sandwich.

I ban Sharktooth again because I believe they are: TSC, Jules, SvenO, Crestshot, Li Wildtimbers(?), me, and someone else.

I ban Davy because I never had any rum! Take that!

I ban Davy for trying to blame me for his rum problems. Not my fault you can't hold it, mate.
I ban McSharky for his reverse psychology.

I ban Crest for that.

I ban McSharky's lightning fingers that only work with small bans.

I ban SHARKEH for being to simple with it. Where is your flare?!

I ban Crest because it's not that I have lightning fingers, it's that everyone else is too slow. Probably cuz of the rum.

Except Pib, he's the exception, because he's well.... Pib.

I ban Sharkeh, for those be fightin' words!

I ban Pibby for trying to make a fight with his "#winning."
I ban McSharky for proving my point and not being able to ban me before Pibby got in the way with his long ban.

I ban PIB because his flare was put out by the sea water he now has to drink.

I ban the energetic one.

I ban Davy for trying to drown people. Low, very low.

I ban Sharkeh for not being optimistic about it.

I ban McSharky for banning with such smoothness with Mr. Chipper in our presence.
I ban Pibby before he can ask if Mr. Chipper is him.