I skip to ban Skype because what you said isn't true. If I say "I ban DP", there isn't a reason, if I say "I ban DP for no reason at all", it really isn't any different.

I ban Skype again because you aren't a Ban Master... and I only serve Ban Masters. Now, for that, get me some rum while I am making Davy a sandwich. :p

I ban Hammy for obeying. Why now?! I had all these nice little sharp objects that I was going to use...

I ban Davy for using such forms of physical torture. It's the mental that works best, mate.

I ban Crest because I like adding injury to insult.

I ban Crest and Davy (Or Davy and Crest, whichever one floats your boat) for thinking that you can be evil... I'm the only one who can accomplish that.

I ban Savory because if you were so evil... then by all means take these tools and torture the Noobanners!

I ban Davy for calling Savvy "savory." Weirdo.

I ban Davy because you should know me better. It's already been handled.
I ban Kyle for using his face to cut in line.

I ban Savvy because my glorious face may cut in whenever it pleases. ~_~

I ban Kyle for calling me a weirdo. You can finally see the truth, matey.

I ban Savory for doing unspeakable horrors to the Noobanners. How could you?! I didn't get to watch...

I ban Kyle because a face has no feelings, therefore it cannot "cut in whenever it pleases."
I ban Davy because I knew you wanted to watch, so I didn't allow you to.

I ban Savory because I know all... I see all... hey look, I see rum!

I ban Davy because you see all... including those things which do not exist, or in this case, are not present.

I ban Savvy because I have a present for you...

*hands Savvy a box*

I ban Davy for exchanging potentially dangerous materials in my presence. If you're going to do it, be on a boat near Singapore!