I ban TSC for being active for too long

I ban the banning of good things.

I ban Sven for having an avatar that makes me feel like I am drowning and watched in the process :P

I ban complimenting others.

I ban Sven for not banning me *cries*

I ban Stormhawk for crying

I ban people who don't know that I banned them.

I ban Sven for banning people who clearly aren't paying attention

I ban Crest for not realizing I secretly banned multiple people at once.

I ban Sven for trying to be ninja when we are clearly pirates

I ban Crest for showing her young forum age.. I am SveNinja.. it's what I do!

I ban SO for using an exclamation, and bragging in the same sentence.

I ban complaints.

I ban the ninja disguised as a pirate

I ban SveNinja because I want to.