Granted, but it's poisoned

I wish for Raven's Cove to have easier access to the mines.

Granted, but its such bad weather the whole world floods

I wish that something bad happens to the person who grants my wish

Granted, I get 2 bottles of rum! Why thank ye!

I wish that my streak of finding good weapons will continue.

Granted, it's called being Basic access.

I wish to be able to Knock Out people who try to take over my ship's helm.

Granted, but their the lightest black possible.. Grey.

I wish for 5 Lost Sword of El Patron's.

granted but somebody hacks yer account and deletes ur strongest pirates

i wish for bazookas in the game

Granted, but they're really dark ages kind of stuff.. They go by the name.. Grenades.

I wish to be able to find every cursed blade.

Granted, but you have to pay extra for each pirate going over.

I wish that the Raven's Cove quest was to at least lvl 20 pirates.

granted but grenades get no rep wat so ever
i wish for no school for 26 days this year

granted but you go tho school 16 hours a day 366 days a year for the rest of eternity.

i wish for $0.30

Granted, but its monopoly money.

I wish for a plank of wood.