I send an army of narwals after your space ship. I take over.

ICOTSS

P.S. I also take Jack's rum.

In blind fury, I teleport to you and stab you 739 times in the head. I take my rum and teleport to an undisclose location.

Nobody's captain of the star-ship.

...except for me! :D

ICOTSS

What do you guys think of the name "Starship Davy-prise?"

I laugh at the name for 7 weeks before I go on your ship and launch you into the vaccum known as space. I then re-name my newly conquered vessel Steelship.

Clever, huh?

ICOTSS.

Too bad your so called "Steelship" is made of butter. It melts when it gets near a star, and you blow up in the vacuum known as space. (see, I even spelled vacuum right!"

I bring back a new ship, and call it "The Fireskull"

ICOTSS

I buy a new ship and call it "Crimson Demon", and it's actually made of steel.

ICOTSS.

I put spikes on my ship and I bust a whole in your hull and you sink.

ICOTSS

It's space, and in space, well, no water!

ICOTSS.

I ask you to leave

ICOTSS

I decline. I then make you walk the plank and leave you floating in the vacuum.

ICOTSS.

A alien attacks your ship and makes me captain

ICOTSS

Of the alien ship. I then take back my ship for they had just locked me up in the brig, and use my space cannon-lasers to shoot your ship with tiny holes. The ship leaks precious air, and you suffocate a slow and painful death.

ICOTSS.

Your ship's life support fails, and you die a slow, painful death by suffocation and lack of pressure. I watch from my perfectly healthy ship, The Shadow King, and laugh as I see you choking through the window.

ICOTSS

I sneak behind you and pick you up and throw you in the space disposal! I lock the door and open the hatch where you drift into space! Not laughing now eh!

ICOTSS

i drink a bottle of rum and hit you on the head with my empty bottle.

ICOTSS