56 bottles. -quiet party in head-

57 bottles and am I a master?

58 bottles. There's only one master Filly, and that's Crest.

59 then what am I master of? *whimpers*

60 bottles. Your a master of um... the best scared Jack Sparrow avvie.

And I guess the jig is up... yep, I'm a master of rum.

61 lol there are others that have the same avvie
but I thought Jack Sparrow is the master of rum lol

63 bottles. Cap'n Jack is the Master of consuming rum. And that doesn't really serve much purpose, no?

64 lol maybe when the mods drink the rum up.... Captian Jack Sparrow is the master

65 bottles of rum that is fine, fresh, and fully delicious.

66 bottles of the rum cellar rum

67 bottles of the rum that's left of that, for I believe a good portion of it is burnt.

"Why's the rum gone?"

68 bottles of rum
because 1 .....
and two...

69 bottles of water-logged rum.