I ban Crestshot... or as I should now call her, Pandora.

I ban Davy for paralleling me with that girl so susceptible to Hera's tricks.

I ban Crest because Pandora was not a girl, she was the wife of a Titan. Prometheus?

I ban Davy for getting his mythology wrong again. Created by Zeus, given to mankind after Prometheus granted them fire, made to be stupid and curious.

I ban Crest, because I haven't read Greek Myth for a while... I ban you all a good night! I expect rum in the morning!

I ban Davy for letting his diamond go grey.

I ban Davy and JJ for pretending they have the authority to arrest Sharky and Pirate Guy... Only I do.

I ban both Davy and JJ. "Sirs, please come with me..."

I ban muffin for trying to arrest me.

I ban Davy for not arresting Spam Muffin. And you get double banned for trying to go over my head while I'm offline. Scandalous move, and one that doesn't bode well on one of your many resumes. Rum Master Candiacy, Drink Replicator Application, I mean, really, do you want to dissapoint me?

Muffin, we have your Spam in custody. Unless you're willing to cooperate, we will have to jail it.

Ok, Jack edited his message so he probably had a spelling/punctuation mistake. I ban him for that.

i ban sharky cause you don't know that!
BTW did I ever get my ban weapon!?!?

I Title Ban You!
 

Yes, the Ban twig...

-Hugs :spam:-

Now I am going to ask nicely, "Sir, please come with me..."

I ban Muffin for thinking that he can arrest somebody! Not until you re-submit your Application as clarifired by Mr. Fireskull.

And Inmate # 0000000001? I edited so I could double ban Davy.

I ban Jack for calling me too many names.

I ban Inmate # 00000000001 for I am now changing your name to Inmate # 0001. We'll never have 10000 prisoners.