I ban all these noobanners who ban other solely based on their usernames, awards, and other aspects of their account and profile instead of getting creative.

I ban Hammy... you think you can create a simple ban? And live!?!?!!!

I ban Skiperdoo because we need to hire another curse while this one recovers from overworking.

I ban Tiberius because I forgot my password to the site where I find all my curses.

I ban Hector because I can still just hack into their servers just like last time.

I ban Skipeedee for not just paying them a friendly, piratey visit instead of resorting to such measures.

I ban Tiberius for assuming my reason for such measures.

I simply need the practice, that is all.

I ban Skipeedee because I do not trust what you say.

I ban tibs for making conversations in his in ban game posts

I Ban Cannonfury for it's Friday. TGIF Ban!