Granted, but they have passed their expiration date by.... 3 years.

I wish for a cutlass. A REAL cutlass.

Oh, so you can't handle a imaginary cutlass? Fine. Granted, here's your rusty 2 decade old cutlass.

I wish Davy wouldn't alter his wishes slightly in order to get what he wants.

Granted, but then it gets boring.

I wish someone other than Jack Shipsteel would grant my wishes.

granted but you wouldn't win any money

i wish the conclave would succeed

Granted, but it becomes a mega guild which soon becomes a society that eats lizards!

I wish for colombus to get on my roof so I can push him off. (He wasn't a great guy.)

Granted, but his ghost gets mad at you and haunts you for eternity!!!!

I wish that El Patron would come and have a friendly lunch with me.

Sorry Davy, your Jack Shipsteel not granting your wish wish, is denied!

And now for your current wish... Granted, but El Patron is greedy, and drinks all of the rum!


I wish El Patron was harder to beat.

granted, he is now a level 200000 boss with all the powers of a rage ghost plus the healing.

I wish davy would stop banning so many people.

Granted, but what you find scars your mind forever.

I wish I had the powers of a Rage Ghost, except I was completely stun immune and unfreezable.

Granted, but your much more scary, and everybody abandons the Cove.

I wish that there was a legendary weapon with 200+ attack, and I had it!

granted but another weapons comes out with 500 attack and you want it so badly

i wish people would give me time to think between posts!

Wish Denied

I wish for something good to happen other than pure bad luck =(

granted, but bad luck isn't good :P

i wish trading would just come onto test already!