I ban Crest for posting in front of me, and for not accepting the ownage. There's a ban master rule book?

I ban Jack because him skipping is not in the ban master rule book.

I ban Crest for trying to be a know-it-all.

I ban Crest for referring back to Page 374 Subsection 24 Article 6 rule #15 of the book..

I ban CD because I didn't miss... I redirected.

I ban CD because Batman doesn't follow the rules... and neither do I.

I ban Dead for thinking he can take control! - gasp! -

But Chimera, you are banned because Dead has seniority. And he doesn't follow the rules anyway

I ban Chimera because of her lack of Ban Game seniority makes her unable to skip

I ban the superheroes! I wanna play! I'll be... do Star Wars characters count? If so... I am The Apprentice! Fear me!!

I ban Davy because Batman... is.. I'm sorry I can't think of a proper pun.

I also ban Dead for having WAY too much free time.
No, I ban you Dead!
Hey, I banned you first!
I also ban Dead.
You stay out of this Dead!
I ban the Deadpool trio for having an inner arguement within themselves.
I ban Dead for not realizing that none of us really exist, we're all just one person talking to himself
I ban Dead for being weird! HAHA!
You're weird too Dead..
We all are Dead.. We all are...

I ban Dead for yet another new avvie. It's just like your personalities!