I shove you off into space for trying an outdated move in a future setting.

ICOTSS.

i push you off the ship for making me go into space..........O_O

ICOTSS

The ship explodes, re-enters Earth's atmosphere, and burns to a crisp. I watch from my war frigate.

ICOTS

The fiery remains smash onto your war frigate, and kill you. I watch and laugh from my own.

ICOTS

I then get sick of tired of having each other's respective ships just be destroyed, so I get on Davy's ship and throw a perfume scented of meat all over him. The Monster enjoys Davy for Thanksgiving.

ICOTS.

I command an army of turkeys to disrupt Jack's Thanksgiving feast on board his ship. They peck Jack's and the crew's eyes out, which makes me lol. They then join my crew and we become feared turkey-pirates.

ICOTS.

But Then Tia D. Restores Davy Fs back to normal & We Have A "NORMAL" thx giving ( in otherowrds we eat ur turkey right after we make ur turkey eat u ) then I casta curse to Davy Fs Which Undoes Tia's curse

ICOTS

now i cast a curse that makes me part of my ship & i AM PERMENATE CAP'N & IF IM REMOVED THE POTCO ENITRE GAME CRAHSES & THEY CANT RESTORE THE BETA & THEN GAME IS GONE FOREVER SO YA I WIN PWNAGE!

IPCOTS IM PERMINATE CAP'N OF TEH SHIP

I get bored of being dead, so I get up. The Monster hasn't had enough turkey to eat, so I convince him that you taste even better. I wait ten minutes, and after hearing your blood curdling screams stop, I come onto the ship to find you lying on the ground in a bloody mess; The Monster chewing on your severed arm. Well, the ship needs a captain, aye?

ICOTS

BTW Jackie, when I saw your post I rofled.

P.S. Your not allowed to double post Davy_, read the rule book. And also, please, no perma captains. Lets all just have fun here ok?

Yes, that captain be meh. You go back to your little nap.

ICOTS

You forget that The Monster never left your ship. And he's still hungry. And since according to you I'm not on that ship, I guess there is no meat on the ship but you. Ouch, I shouldn't need to elaborate, but I will say this much.

In the end, I was Captain of the Ship.

He actually eats my turkey crew. They are kamikaze turkeys and explode upon nomming. So, due to your FAIL, ICOTS.

Jolly Roger raises the turkey's from the dead, and they peck you to death. In some ways, the birds can be worse than the boneheads.

ICOTS

You never appeared on the ship, so you cannot be teh captain. A single turkey survives and takes the helm. Turns out, my voodoo placed my soul in a turkey. Darn you, irony....

MTCOTS

(My turkey's captain of the ship)

I'm hungry for a Thanksgiving Turkey. I kill you/the turkey thing, curse it so your soul isn't in it, and is instead in that ant over in Africa. I eat the turkey, and take over the ship.

ICOTS