I ban Davy for not appreciating new words. Too hard to understand?

I ban Jack for teasing my inability to understand words.

I ban Davy for messing up his sentence. You use smart words like "teasing" and "inability" and then you ruin it with "undersooond wordz"?

I ban Jack for misreading my post. You should go back to learning how to read in Kindergarten.

I ban Davy for pulling the oldest trick in the book.

And also, Happy Birthday! You thought I wouldn't notice, didn't you?

I ban Jack for wishing me a happy birthday, but not giving me cake to go nom on!

I ban Davy for expecting cake. You give a pirate rum, he asks for cake to go with it! Go nom on this chew toy.

I ban Jack for thinking I'm an animal! But I'll take it and give it to The Monster.

I ban Davy for taking his gift and putting it to good use. You see! 2 gifts! Aren't I nice?

A whole two hours without a ban? A disgrace!

I ban Jack for the sake of this thread!

I ban Del for trying to jump start us!

And Davy, I belated Birthday Ban you.

i ban crest and i ban davy as a belated birthday ban as well!

- gives birthday rum -

i ban angel 4ever for you may not ban two people int he same post

I ban Iron for not knowing the exceptions to the rules.

i ban crest for rules had nothing to do with it :):piratetongueor4: