I ban Jack's unhappiness.

I ban Sharktooth. Just like that.

I ban Davy for being on the forums while in Hawaii.

I ban Sharky for also being being disappointed he didn't get a postcard yet.

I ban Jack because I feel the same way.

I ban sharky's post for not making any sense at all.

I third that ban.

I ban Davy because you shoulda said "I second that ban" considering you were only the second person to ban me for making no sense. Oh, and it does. :P

I ban Sharktooth because I felt randmo.

I ban Davy for saying randmo instead of random.. nice.

I van dog for criticizing Davy's awesomeness

EDIT: I also ban my autoorrect on my iPhone for changing ban to van. Curse you.

I ban Hookshot because.

I ban CT for the same reason.

I skip McSharky and CT to ban Hookshot for banning his IPhone.

I ban Stealthy for being in a bar and thinking he is a ninja.