I ban Davy because the last part of that ban ruined my morning woth such incomprehensible wording.

Good morning!

I ban MA for the irony of that sentence.

I ban TSC for not realizing I did that on pupose!

I ban MA for attempting to cover his mistake with excuses.

I ban TSC for not realizing the deeper meaning of that ban.

I ban MA for still trying to cover up his ban.

I ban Sharky.

Where IS my rum?:psmiley22:

I ban Sharky.

Where IS my rum? :psmiley22:

I ban Hammy for double posting, fail.

I also ban Hammy for expecting any rum. No sir, you get US the rum, since you are a little noobanner.

I ban Sharktooth for bossing the Noobanners around! That's my job!

And its your's now. Have fun with your new job. And I want 40% of the rum.

I ban Davy for not taking 100% of the rum.

I ban SEAKING because I can't drink too much after drinking up Skiperdoo's Rum Park. Even I have a maximum capacity, high as it may be.

I ban Davy for having a maximum capacity! My liver fell out 13 years ago and I still drink barrels a day!

I ban MA for only being able to drink barrels a day. I said I have a maximum capacity, but I never said how high it is.

I ban Davy because I drink at least several barrels a day, not even I know how much I can handle, no matter how much I drink I have never hit my maximum capacity, and since I tend to drink enough to kill an elephant, rhinoceros and hippopotamus combined, I am forced to conclude I don't have a maximum capacity.