I ban you for not realizing the point.

I ban you,

I ban...... you!

I ban Sven because i'm mad at Disney right now.

I ban Mark for not giving reasons.

I ban Sven for banning me.

I ban MB for not taking his bans like a man.

i ban rattlers!

I ban gamers.

i ban non-muffins

I ban nonsense.

I ban Skirata.

I ban Osmythe.

I ban Seafury.

I ban Dead... Hey wait!

I ban Pool.

I ban Muff

I ban Shot for not writing me back

I ban Juliana Fireheart.. wait wrong person.

I ban Photo shopping

I ban random bans.

I ban ban ban SOS

I ban... guys quiet it's my turn! Hey, put him down!! Okay... EVERYBODY QUIET!
Oh... sorry. I'm having an internal arguement with the voices... the will destroy us all.

I also ban my slow typing skills

I ban Dead for publicizing his internal argument

I ban CS for publicizing it even more

I ban muffin cause I did respond to your message

I ban Crest for not responding to the Dinner Pirate.

I ban Sven for not listening

I ban crest because i forgot.

I ban the forgetful Jack.

I ban Sven because..........I'm in that mood

I ban Crest for being in the mood to be banned.

I ban Sven for reasons everyone else knows but him

I ban Crest for having secret reasons.

I ban SOS because I am watching Watchmen yet again.

I ban TSC for watching Watchmen.

I ban Sven for being a Co-GM

I ban Crest for being a proud SM, NC, BNB, & PNC.

I ban Sven for not knowing what those mean

I ban Crest because.. idk, idk, Bombs N' Blades, Partners N Crime.

I ban Sven for not realizing he can just go to my profile for the first two.....

I ban Crest for thinking I think ahead.

I ban SOS for spending most of the day banning.

I ban Skirata cause I can. I spend the night too.

I ban Sven for having a ban game sleepover

I ban Crest for inviting herself.

I ban Sven for assuming I was coming

I ban Crest for not wanting to come.

I ban Sven for assuming way too much

I ban post 250... and whoever is 500.. i'll remember :D

I ban post 250 as well. Go figure

I ban common banemies.

I ban frienemies.

I ban friday enemies too. or Friend enemies, you choose.

I ban Sven for making two choices for frienemies. And, I'm done for the night. Later mate.

I ban you cause i'm done too.

I ban Sven for being done too.

I ban TSC for being never done...

I ban seafox for being done.. never..

I ban Sven for not making sense

I ban Crestshot for always trying to make sense of everything here.

I ban the new fat pirate lifestyle.

I ban Sven for using the F word

I ban Kat for not realizing all of our old bodies are the newer models.

I ban SOS for not explaining that better.

I ban Skirata because I am not gonna be responsible for re-posting images in the game.

I ban Sven for refusing to repost

I ban you both for wanting to see the fat pirates.

i ban SOS because I am not sure if original pirates are going to change or just the ones we create new.

I ban Skirata because at this time it looks like all of our original pirates are being changed.

I ban Sven if that happens.

I ban Skirata because I wish this were an April Fools joke..

I ban SVen for ruining my day...

I ban Kat for letting someone ruin her day.

I ban Sven for ruining days.

I ban the accusers of such a crime.

I ban SOS because that is not a crime.

I ban wrong threads.

I ban SOS for making the Noobish mistake of not banning. Are you OK, mate? Did that change affected you?

I ban Skirata for it did.

I ban you all!

I ban Blaster.

I ban sven cause the evil green ranger told me to

I ban Cannonfury for listening to the green ranger.

I ban Sven for listening to Cannonfury

I ban the listeners.

I ban sven for not listening

I have to ban Sven for making the mistake of posting in a different thread. Then editing.

I ban TSC for I had the other thread open, yet it still sent it here.

I ban Sven for having other threads open

I ban the people who only post in the activity section xD

I ban Sven for not seeing all my other posts

I ban Crest for not seeing my 2,195 other posts.

I ban Sven for suggesting the improbable

I ban suggestions.

I ban orders

I ban Commands!

I ban his Robert guy who made my day better - in the test thread.

I ban SOS for that weird "14 Days" thing. What are you part of LOST or something.

I ban TSC for yes, yes I am.