granted but the doll comes to life and uses u as a doll instead

i wish for fast internet

Granted, but its Too Fast....

I wish for tacos:D

Granted but to eat it you must find and kill The Rarest of rare undead bosses.
I wish for a Powder Keg Runner Boss.

Granted, but it always goes after you....

I wish for some milk...

granted but its 2 months old

i wish for a hat

Granted but it cursed you for whatever you touch, it would turn you into an undead.
I wish for a Royal Grenade :piratetongueor4:

granted but crest accidentaly ate it.

I wish to go to sleep... Goodnight.

(Hey! Why did I eat it!!! Have there been jokes going on about me on this thread while I haven't been looking?)

Granted, but I boing you and wake you up.

I wish that Andrew didn't tell me that I had to play matchmaker for Homecoming.

Granted, but you do it anyway....

I wish my open pirate had max gold...

Granted but pandas ate it.

Ummm.....

I wish for Star Wars Episode 7...

Granted. It's in book form.

I wish that my homework was already finished.

Granted, then your dog eats it...

I wish for the lost sword

Granted, you get the lost sword of a dog.

I wish for a legendary lure.

Granted, but it breaks....

I wish for more :D

Granted. Here's a penny.

I wish for a new medal.

Granted, but its to shiny...

I wish for Peace...

Granted, but it only last three hours till a new invasion.

I wish for a Revenant as my ship.

Granted, but I steal it because I want one just as bad. :D

I wish for Kat to be mastered already.

Granted... But you "accidently" delete kat.

I wish for somthing.... EVERYTHING....

Granted but inside the pile of everything there is a black hole...'nuff said.
Actually, I would want Episode 7 in book form...

I wish that Tron Legacy would come out already!

Erm... Granted, but of course, you realize that this is just a game and are completely let down.

I wish for a shiny new blade, along with some nice, warm butter... to use on Muffin.

Granted, the shiny new blade is a millimeter long, and the butter you get was warm from being left out in the sun for a year.

I wish for a SOTL.

Granted but it has many bugs that can't be fixed for 3 months.

I wish for the new island to be Raven's Cove.

Granted, but you cant dock there while the rest of us can and we get the cursed blades of awesomeness.

I wish for summer to last longer.

Granted, but once again, realizing that this is just a game, time goes on as usual, and you are caught off guard, so that while everyone else is ready, you don't have any school supplies.

since u didnt wish for any thing u know just thought of the perfect wish to wish but now u cant wish for it

i wish for food

Granted but i eat food

I wish for better eyeliner :O

granted but u cant get it open to use it

i wish for a wishing star

Granted but the shooting star is gonna be shot towards you.

i wish for pie

Granted! You get a cream pie in the FACE!!

I wish I never had to sleep...zzzz....zzzz.....

Granted, but you walk around tired all the time.

u didnt wish for any thing so u get some thing u didnt want

i wish for some one to wish for some thing

Granted but the wish if for you to be terminated . _ .

I wish for page 17 on corrupt a wish.

Granted, but every time you enter page 17, your browser closes.

I wish for Jack the monkey to come to me and say OOH OOH AHH AHH here is an unsinkable un-stealable ship of the line called the Shadow Phoenix and the Lost Sword of El Patron... and then he gives them to me :D

Granted, but I steal it!
Jibby uses Page Stealing attack, LVL 5!

I wish that I had an army of Undead Neban bosses at my command!

Granted, but then they decide that they dont like you and they maroon you on one of those rocks between the privateering islands.

I wish that pirates in the game would stop arguing with each other....

Granted, but they pick a fight with you...

I wish for a day in the week that doesn't end in "Y":D

granted but now u have mon as a weekday

i wish for peeps to be less busy

Granted, they are .000001% less busy.

I want school to be over already.

granted but u have to start a new year tomorrow

i wish i could go places

Granted, but you go out into the world ignorantly, and lose your job, and can't find work, and ignorantly decide to swim in a tank with sharks and... Well, you get the picture.
I wish that this game would stop.

Wish granted, but then the game comes back to haunt you for life.




I wish for something.

Granted, but you get eaten instead!

I wish for everything to be normal.

granted every thing is normal for 1 minute

i wish for a wish of a wish for a wish haha

Granted, but you can't go outside without being struck by lightning and dying.

I wish that the POTCO filters would let me have a normal conversation without eating every other reply.

Granted, but it is quickly corrupted, and you find yourself (for reasons I will never reveal) fired out of a cannon. You hit the side of Fort Charles, and, having died, you no longer come to this game.

KOTC didnt make a wish!!!! Now I fire you out of a cannon into the kraken's mouth.

I wish for a monkey named Bill.

Granted, but Bill is a rabid monkey and bites your hand. you become a monkey and now live in the Amazon Jungle.

I wish ALL my pirates were mastered.

Granted, but then a glitch in the game occurs and they go back to level 1, with none of their loot, clothes, treasure, weapons, etc.

I wish for a slice of chocolate cake. (no food poisoning, bacteria, or anything else like that in it plz.)

Granted but you develop an allergy to chocolate and cake and you eat it all at once and die of suffocation.

I wish that pirates became a game where you have a controller and swing it around to slice with a cutlass.

Granted but the batteries for the controller only last a second so you have to keep changing the batteries

I wish that Fishing was less boring.

Wish granted, but now fighting a yellow tang is near-impossible, and legendary fish... it's like catching an island.

I wish for a few famed/legendary weapons to come drifting me way.

Luckily, the Kraken found me somewhat indigestible (see above post).

Your wish is granted, O wise Jibby, but they're cursed, and you die a horrible death.

I wish for the rest of you to go away so that I may corrupt my own wishes for a while.

Granted, but you get lonely and become insane from being alone for too long.

Jibbster didnt wish. I shoot him out of a cannon.

I wish for an unsinkable, unstealable Ship of the Line that belongs to me.

Granted, but it explodes so all the planks are just floating.

I wish for the power to control what goes into loot drops.

Granted, but unfortunately, you get a little power-hungry, and die trying to fight Calypso over a little silver trinket.

I fire KOTC out of a cannon for not making a wish.

I wish for a glass of root beer. (I dont get allergic, poisoned, etc.... and it cant be spilled)

Granted, but it's a glass of roots and beers mixed together. You puke it up.

I wish for the power to control other people's loot drops. :D

Granted, but then you become a power hungry monster, and you get attacked by a huge pack of bloodthirsty, angry pirates. A fate worse than death.

I wish that they added stinger stew (the potion that turns you into a scorpion for 5 minutes) back into the game, and I can easily make it, and drink it.

Granted, but you get attacked by people needing scorpions for quest.

I wish that the person that corrupts my wish has their wish corrupted. I win. :-)

Granted, but the person who corrupts my wish actually makes me happier. :D

I wish that we could find Captain Hook sailing in the Caribbean.

Granted, but he takes you back to Neverland.

I wish for a wish to come true, realizing that said wish was not corrupted in any way or form, such as twisting, re-wording, changing of subject, etc.

Granted, but then this activity gets boring, and the mods see that nobody posts anymore, so they close the thread.

I wish that Keep would give normal wishes. :P

Wish granted, but then it gets so boring with him being normal that all of our minds explode from boredom.

I wish for this wish to get corrupted.

Granted, but then again, it doesn't, due to the nature of this game.

I wish for Jibby to wish for me to wish for Davy to wish, for me to wish (ad infinitum)...

Granted, but it is somehow corrupted.

I wish that we could drink root beer in the game.

Granted, but you die of food poisoning.

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted, in form or usage of any kind, and completely un-tampered with in later posts, by any form of wording, fracturing, etc. (Anyone who corrupts this is therefore not corrupting it, but rather going back on the granting of it in the first place, and therefore, going against the very laws of this game, in which you are supposed to somehow bend the wish.)

Granted, but I take the words of your wish, and physically bend them. Therefore I am bending your wish

Davy didn't make a wish! I kill him.

I wish for Davy to DIE!!!

Wait a minute how can you still be here if I have fired you out of a cannon.... twice?

I die, but then I get bored of being dead, so I get back up and walk up to you. You have a heart attack from being so scared, then I bury your body under 10,000 feet of solid rock.

I wish that Keeper would never escape his prison.

Granted, Keeper never escapes from prison but his soul comes back to destroy you.

I wish people would stop wishing to kill each other.

(Is a ghost now)

Granted, but, as Jafar once said, "There are things much worse than death." That might not be exact, but I haven't seen that show in a long time. So people no longer wish to kill each other, but are soon wishing up gruesome tortures instead.

Example: I wish for Captain Jason to be chained to a rock in the heart of the Padres volcano, from whence he may never escape! Oh, and have a few Undead Raiders come through once a day to make sure he doesn't escape. P.S. Nothing from here out can kill me; I'm a ghost!

Keeper didnt wish. I use spells to imprison his soul into the volcano of Padres del Fuego. There is no possible way he can escape, but when he struggles, the volcano erupts.

I wish for an apple.

Granted, you now have a poised apple (And due to my previous wish it doesn't kill, it just poisons you until you can't move, and are in so much pain that you just lie on the ground.

I wish that my guild had a sub forum.

Granted, but you are the only one to post on it.

I wish Raven's Cove was on live already.

Granted, but every time you land on it you crash.

I wish that people wouldn't demand so much from disney

Granted, but Red Ghosts single you out as a target.

I wish to be all-powerful, immortal, and immune to wish corruptions (That means you can't corrupt a wish without recanting the wish you granted, which goes against the rules of the game.)

P.S. Davy Fireskull, the example was my wish!

Granted, but you only get it for 3 hours.

I wish this pimple in my ear were GONE!!!!!

Granted, but it explodes! Causing pimple juice to fill your ear, causing infections and.... lets not go there...

I wish that I had the lost sword of el patron, and I dont accidentally trash it or sell it.

Granted, but as you fight El Patron with it, he steals it back.


I wish I were level 30 on test already.

Granted But u crash and u go to lv 1

I WISH For More bosses i can kill NOT GRAVEDIGGERS BANDITS JUST RAIDERS SWEET RAIDERS

Granted, but they are bugged so that they have the strength of Red Ghosts.

I wish for a band with a skeleton guitarist, thrall captain drummer, a ghost bass player, and a sand crab for a singer.

Granted but they dont know how to play the instruments

i wish for the red ghost to be defeatable XD

Granted, but the soul's soul comes back and haunts ye after ye kill it.

I wish I were closer than a level and a half to level 30 on test.

granted but any weapons u get u can't use

i wish for the kraken to come

Granted, but we all fall asleep before it starts.

I wish I were in bed right now. Good night!

Granted, but you will have horrible nightmares!

I wish that I could see a chicken doing the moonwalk.

Granted! but he explodes afterwards

I wish i could hold my breath forever XD.

Granted, but when you have a girlfriend and go to say something nice, you can't say anything.

I wish that I could start the next ban thread.

Granted, but by then everyone is bored of the ban game.

I wish I had a root beer cellar!

Granted, but then it blows up and your house is full of root beer, and your dog drinks it all before you could get a sip.

I wish that I got 1,000 points per enemy so I could make it to 30 faster. ( half way done with 29... :D)

Granted but you are bored once you reach level 30 and the game becomes to easy so you are forced to quit.

I wish that this wish hadn't been wished, therefore there is nothing to corrupt so by corrupting it you aren't corrupting anything at all, for if this wish actually existed, which it wouldn't if had wished that I hadn't wished, there would be nothing to keep me from making this exact wish, and i would make the same wish as i wouldn't remember a wish if it hadn't been wished so I couldn't change it, forcing us into and endless loop of time and space.

Granted, but as soon as you find that out, a GM sees you and bans you because he thinks your hacking, so you lose test and start all over.

I wish that every day was saturday

Granted, but whenever it rains, it rains 40 pound grapes.

I wish that El Patron was a level 1 Gravedigger Boss.

Granted, but then there are lots of angry players because he isnt a challenge.

I wish that El Patron and me were pals.

Granted. But he later back stabs you. D:
I wish for this wish to not be corruptible.