i ban muffy!

i ban clove!! hi!!!! miss ya to boss haha internet is arrg

I ban Clove (?) because I haven't in a while!

i skip sven'o and haha! that name is still funny lol and i ban clove for i will always call u clove! muahaha!

I ban noob!

i ban sven THE noob!

I ban the little noob!

i ban sven for being the biggest noob!

I ban Angel for the compliment.

i ban sven :smiley9: <----

I ban the thief!

i ban sven again!! haha

I ban Angel!!!

I ban each and everyone of you who I happen to be editing for, yet who haven't sent in their next story yet.

i ban the impatient editer

I ban the ever confused angel

i ban the tooth paste :smiley9: <-----

I ban Angel for continuing to steal my :smiley9:

I ban the pure E-VIL-ness of it!!

i ban dead! :smiley9: <----

I ban the thief. We're pirates, not thieves.

I second a Crest ban.. great, I must be sick.

I ban Sven for needing the nice men in white jackets.

I ban Crest because i'll take my chances.

I ban Sven for being foolish. That's my job!

I ban Crest for being the site fool.

I ban sven for calling crest a fool

I ban Max for not accepting the truth.

I ban Sven for being the King Noob of the Interwebz.

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I ban crest for being the 230th poster.

I ban those who ban the post counts.

I ban Max for using an unnecessary title.

I ban crest for saying that is a unnecessary title.

I ban the unnecessary title.

I ban sven for banning the SUPER NECESSARY TITLE.. (ITS NOT UNNECESSARY)

I ban Sven for seconding my ban without saying he is doing so.

I BAN THE CAPS lock.

*bans everyone* MUAHAHAHA

I don't ban Sven. Rather, (Picks up telephone; puts in number) I call the asylum to come pick him up. (Talking into phone) Then I ban him, when he's in no position to ban me back. (Men in white coats arrive, seize Sven, and drag him out the door. ) Now that that's done, (Screaming in distance) I ban Crest.

I ban Sven because I read the edit first!

Bans keeper of code for making a long ban..

I ban max for letting Keepers ban go over her head.

I ban crest for not knowing i sold my head to sven

I ban Max because that makes everything make sense....

I ban Crest for thinking it makes sence but actually it doesnt.

I ban Max because the sense has now flown out the window... again. *sigh*

I ban Crest because I must.

I ban TSC for using an old excuse.

I ban crest for not knowing that old is new

I ban Max because I don't need something old and new or borrowed or blue. It is not my wedding day.

I ban crest because i dont know what shes talking about.

I ban Max for not understanding the traditional wedding reference

I ban crest because i dont like traditional weddings :O

I ban Max because even though she doesn't like them, she should still know about them.

I ban Crest for implying that 1425 is a she. Is she a she?

I ban TSC because I cannot know that, just as you cannot know if I am truly a female or if I can know if you are truly a male.

I ban Crest because you said you were a female just as well as I have said that I was male. 1425 hasn't said if she was a she. Besides only a female would make references to wedding traditions.

I ban wedding traditions...

I ban muffin because its morning

Morning where mesa lives or where you live? BAN

- banned -

~ banned ~

I ban all of you, because every time I come on to POF, and see 150 new posts, I get excited. Then I see that 85% of those posts are on this thread, which spirals me back to disappointment.

That is all.

I do the rare CAPTAIN DEL ban. BAN BAN BAN. I also ban you for your complaints and everything you've done the past 29 days.

That is all.

I ban the rare Capt. Del Ban!!!!!!!!

I ban Muffin for FAILING.

i ban del also!! hiya!! oh and i ban dog!

I ban Angel! :smiley9:

i ban sven! :degen:

I ban Angel!

i ban sven! and! :smiley9: :degen:

I ban with the power of :smiley9:

I ban the madness that runs around POF..

i ban muffy!! hi hi hi

I ban sven... MUAHAHA IM NOT 1425..

I ban my 454th Post.....

I ban tsc because he or she called me 1425.... Im no robot or maybe i am....

I ban Ropeburn because you're just standing there flipping a coin. GET A BLUNDERBUSS and start FIRIN'!!

I ban 1425 for trying to hide. TSC is a HE.

I also ban the new minion above me.

You're my minion, I hope you know that.

I ban you, 1426. (Rose told me..)

I ban the new noobanner that thinks so highly of himself.

I ban you for making me do stuff, wait who are you?
I also ban 1426 (tsc) just because...

Yes, yes I do.

I ban Ropeburn for being confusing.

I ban monkeys for saying thats confuseing... YEAH TSC UR now 1426 :D

I ban 1425 for not knowing who I am! I am The Ban Master! The Living Legend! The Great One! I am The Ruler of The Ban Game!

You have just entered my Kingdom. I see potential in you. You could become a Ban Master.

I ban monkeys for saying yes.

I ban 1426 for thinking I'm his minion.

I ban Ropeburn for posting too quickly.

I ban this 1426 guy.

I also ban Captain Lackey.

Bans 1426 like crazy.... ARE YOU THE BAN MASTER NOW?! btw ur 1425 tsc. ur 1426...

No, I am.

I ban Ropeburn for not knowing who the TRUE ban master is.

I ban 1425 because I have always been The Master.

No, I am.

I ban Ropeburn for not knowing who the TRUE ban master is.

I ban 1425 for the POF hiccup... Again.

I ban 1426 (tsc) for saying hes ban master

- i also ban captain monkeys and 1426 (tsc) again..

I ban you from banning me :(

I ban the new batch of banners... So much attitude.

I ban the 1,946 people that have looked at my profile.

I ban TSC for expecting no attitude from the people of attitude.

I ban Del for banning me.