ufo turns into a nuke

Joe shoots the UFO/Nuke with Jack the Monkey, and Jack the Monkey absorbs the Nuke's explosion, like the little undead bugger he is.

joe wakes up in front of jack and jolly roger fighting

Joe decides to end his misery, and he kills himself, however this was also a dream, and he ends up in "the limbo"

Loved Inception!

Rock Crabs arrive with Joe's ship, carrying it on their backs like a wave of water, Jack rubs his eyes in disbeleif

Joe takes off in his new-found ship, and sails to World's End.

The Kraken attacks him here and he's sent to davy jone's locker.

Davy Jones then comes down to his locker and drops a load of stinky laundry in it.

joe wakes up in front of jack and jolly roger and davy jones fighting

Joe has an awful knack of waking up in front of these fellows doesn't he?

Joe then takes a rum bottle he was hiding in his coat and slams it over Davy Jones's head.

davy jones gets very mad and kicks joe in front of jolly roger

Joe looks up at Jolly, and sees him wearing a ballerina tutu.

then joe starts pointing and laughing and destroys jolly with his cutlass and says

"Where's the mayonnaise?"

Cap'n Jack hands him a bottle of mayonaisse, and Joe stops for an afternoon repast.

Cap'n Jack joins Joe for the afternoon for the meal of mayonaisse and other food, like the peanuts

Then Barbossa comes and joins them, with a whole bushel of apples.

jolly rogeer comes since he cant be killed yet he swings his sword at joe.

Then it turns out the sword is made of candy, and Jolly Roger sits down and has the pick-nick with them.

Of course, these men cant' sit at the picnic table without old rivalries coming up, so in the end, each person draws 2 pistols and aims it at somebody.

turns out the pistols was made out of candy

They all drop their Candy Pistols and pull out the real deals.

turn out those were made out of candy also, and jolly laughs

Cap'n Jack grows tired of this nonsense, grabs a REAL pistol form his belt, and shoot Barbossa.

the bullet turns to candy jolly laugh and his minissons appear and laugh

Joe runs away, for he doesn't plan on tunring undead anytime soon.

joe comes back and partys with jolly roger and jack sparrow and davy jones at a dance party with som undead minsions dancing.

(i know very random)

They all become friends, and decide never to fight again, and of course, a deal isn't complete without eating simian flesh, so they roast Jack the Monkey and eat him!

after eating jack the monkey they all started to dance

to the music in their heads, then Joe got a funny feeling in his stomach.

Joe's Stomach continued to rumble until he had to ruin the ground, and from out of the upchuck, came Jack the Monkey, whole and angry.

Joe doesn't realize how agile a monkey is, especially an undead monkey, and Jack the Monkey climbs up the tree and slaps Joe.

Cap'n Jack then gets upset at the lack of rum, so he chases and shoots at Jack the monkey.

Jack the Monkey starts to hide behind Joe (who is now conscious), but Jack still shoots right through Joe and into the monkey, but Joe is still just fine, and he stares at the hole in his chest in disbelief.

the hole becomes repiared and jack sparrow and jolly roger and davy jones continune dancing

Barbossa however, does not, and he shoots Cap'n Jack.

he misses then jr hyomitinzes barbosa to dance and it works

Joe however, hates dancing, and runs away to Cuba.

Then he sees Jack, Barbossa, Jolly, and Jones in dresses having a tea party with Tia Dalma.

Joe looks at his bottle and wonders, How much have I had to drink?

Turns out he has drank too much, but this is reality.

So.. Joe gazes in wonder at the group of Frilly Pirates, before joining them in a rousing shanty of "A Pirate's Life for me!"

Joe then sees an alligator eating Tia Dalma alive, so he decides to help, and shoots Tia Dalma, making it easier for the gator.

Cap'n Jack then throws a jar of dirt at Joe saying, "She was about to give me immortality!"


Also.. too funny Davy.

then jack changes his mind becuase he became immoral at the dance party while sitting next to jr and davy jones and joe telling stories

However, you can't take back a throw, so Joe wanders over to Cap'n Jack and stabs him with a dagger.

Barbossa says: "NO!!!! Why couldnt it have been me!?" and Jack goes "Aye! Why couldn't it have been you?!" Then he dies.

Joe then smiles and stabs Barbossa, saying, "Here ya go!"

joe wakes up at a dance party with jack sparrow jolly roger davy jones and the kraken(somehow)

He wakes up again, back in front of what just happened, with Jack Sparrow's dead body being eaten by JR DJ and Barbossa.

joe wakes up at a dance party with jack sparrow jolly roger davy jones and the kraken(somehow) (at least for the next 10 posts XD)

Joe then gets tired of the random teleportation, takes off all his TP totems, and sails to Raven's Cove.

Aww... the dance party is over. Unless.....

When he lands, he finds a huge party consisting of Rage Ghosts, and one of the Rage Ghosts is.... CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!

Joe then walks over to meet his ol' pal, but he touches Cap'n Jack and gets the KO.

turns out these rage ghosts r freindly and they just heal and welcome joe to the party and get his teleport tolems back

Joe loses them when he goes to grab a few bottles of rum.

He brings the bottles of rum to his Rage Ghost buddies.

The Rage Ghosts take all of them, and leave none for poor Joe.

Joe wanders around Raven's Cove, the sound of the party in his ears, when all of the sudden, he hears a different noise!

It's El Patron!

suddenly a rage ghost gave joe a life time supple of rum and the rage ghosts like joe now when joe shows them his dance moves and that el patron invites him to be part of his crew

Sith is a bit behind......

El Patron goes up to Joe, and challenges him to a dance contest!

joe accepts the challenge and wins and joins el patrons crew which had jack sparrow barbossa eliziaith jolly roger davy jones the kraken (they all got kraken translators even joe) and will turner

Then they all go out to sea to plunder! :D

They chase the EITC ships and the Navy ships, over powering them and making the crews of the ships either undead or dead.

They each recieve a fleet of their own, but after an argument over who got the biggest share of the rum, they all became enemies and prepared to face off on the seas!

The Kraken, serving aboard the crew of Davy Jones (like, literally, ABOARD the ship) causes the ship to sink, and it doesn't come back up.

Two gone, Six left!

The Fleets start battling each other, and at the beginning, it looks like Cap'n Jack is going to win!

they all meet at a place and becomes friinds forever (for at least the next 10 posts and i will keep track)

Fine! oi..

The group of them head over to the Faithful Bride to pour a few drinks.

Thry order bottles of rum.

The Bartender announces the drinks are on the house!

they drink thier drinks and order some more

The soon end up in a bar fight.

Everybody's firing pistols, the musicians are still playing, when somebody gets a bullet in their gut.

el patron jack sparrow the kraken joe barbossa davy jones and will turner came out of the bar

Will realizes he left Elizabeth in the bar and runs in after her, shouting, "Why can't you stay out of trouble for 2 seconds!"

He finds Elizabeth dead on the floor, and says: "Oh! My dear wife is dead!" before killing himself.

Cap'n Jack says, "Poor Will, lovely singing voice."

they all realize those were the clones and that elziabeth and will are right behind them

Come on! D:

They see behind them is an army of Clone Troopers, with Jedi leading them.

Joe snaps out of his dream, and that Will and Elizabeth ARE dead, and that the whole group left are fighting over who gets the Black Pearl.

While they are arguing, Joe sails away on the Pearl

Joe trys to sail the Pearl, but his crew of 1 can't handle much, and soon enough he crashes onto the island of Cutthroat.

sigh jack u forgot about el patron jack sparrow davy jones jolly roger barbossa and the kraken


they sail to mexico to buy some tacos

If you read the page before, you'd realize that the others are still on Tortuga!

Joe enjoys the tacos by himself, when some mean looking Spaniards head over to where he's standing.

el patron jack sparrow davy jones jolly roger barbossa and the kraken
met up with joe and ate some tacos also

lol, And the Spainards get even more angry, and shoot at poor Joe and friends!

they miss and el patron jack sparrow davy jones jolly roger barbossa and the kraken and joe go to a differnt mexican restruant

There, they encounter Cutler Beckett!

Then Beckett starts to sing in his beautiful voice, a song he calls "Just Good Business"

they tip beckett 5 gold

Beckett jumps up from his table, splattering drinks everywhere, before shouting, "No! I will not stand for this! You filthy pirates and your filthy drinks.. you at least need to tip 25 gold!"

Joe shoots him with his pistol, then begins to eat him.

he eats him then tips 25 gold then beckett does something

Cap'n Jack looks at Joe and says, "Mate, we're in the middle of a resturant and you eating...that?

turns out beckett was made out of candy and jack was jealous

a waitress who remembers Jack runs up to him and slaps his face, and walks away feeling better that she had finally found him to do that to him for what he had done to her in the past.

(lol like other woman always do to him)