That was the paper version of me, I'm still on the ship, and I order my crew to take you to the brig.

ICOTS.

I get a feather and tickle you and you fall in lava!

ICOTS!

I come back, extra crispy, and push you into the random vat of lava that appeared out of nowhere.

ICOTS.

ok.

ICOTS. :D

I shoot Davy for disobeying orders.

ICOTS.

I send Jack forward in time 5 billion years, to when our sun is doomed to die. The sun engulfs the inner planets as it is supposed to, and destroys Jack along with the entire Earth. However this is far in the future, and it only affects dear Jack, as I sent him there. On the other hand, I am pirating on my new ship! 5 billion years before the sun goes kaboom!

ICOTS

u become my cre w and live to serve me forev er
icots

I keeelll yooooouuu!!!!!

ICOTS

I pull a hair out of your nose and you cry.

ICOTS.

I tell you "No fighting in the war room!" While you laugh at this COD4 reference, I stab you in the eye with a rusty nine inch nail.

ICOTS.

I return from my voyage into the future, for 5 billion years into the future, interstellar space travel was invented, and I was on Glieza 581. I then stab Davy for good measure, and force Wdd to surrender by way of threatening him with a blunderbuss.

ICOTS.

Eat you heart out!

ICOTS.

But I didn't, and instead shot you with me trusy blunderbuss.

ICOTS.

I got a body made of steel. Your blunderbuss shot bounces off and hit you.

ICOTS.

It hit me in the arm, so I amputate it off. I then push you overboard and, since steel sinks, you rust in the seas.

ICOTS. Although, a one armed captain...

I chop off your other arm, and feed you to crocs.

ICOTS.

Icots
 

I join the story and tp in front of davy. he says, "who are you?" i am not in the mood for conversation, so i burn davy with me staff and throw him over board.:laughks2:
ICOTS

I come back, with artificial arms, and an arm with a hook to boot, and stab you with me newly found hooky.

ICOTS.

I lure you underground while you are drunk on rum. I tell you that I have a very rare type of rum down in the catacombs under the carnival. Then, when we are nice and deep, I chain you to a wall, and bury you alive! AH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

ahem. ICOTS

That was my stunt double, Jak Shipsteel. I stab you with me hooky, and bury you in the pit with Jak.

ICOTS.

Since you didn't notice my Poe reference, you die.

ICOTS

PWNED

I come back alive because I wanted to. I then stab Davy numerous times for coming back to a Poe Reference. "Why -stab- must you -stab- keep- stab- bringing this- stab- up!"

ICOTS.

I live through the stabbing, cuz you were stabbing me with a rubber knife. I then stab you with a real dagger coated in poison. "Take -stab- this -stab- Jackie Wackie -stab-!

P.S. The story that was from was The Cask of Amontillado

That was Wacko Jacko, my other stunt double, although it could be considered a stunt triple. I then push you overboard and into the Kraken's mouth, where he devours you wholly.

ICOTS.

P.S. You didn't say ICOTS.

That was my stunt double, Davy Wavy (thank you to Pieisbetter2). I stab you.

ICOTS

That was my Stunt Quadruple, Steel. I then shoot you and kill you and all your stunt people.

ICOTS.

You can't kill all my stunt people. You killed several. I send out a gas that kills anyone that has the same DNA makeup as you.

ICOTS

Through some mathamatical error, you forgot to kill me though, just me family! I swear revenge and kill ye in your sleep.

ICORS

That was my stunt triple, Davy Jones. Yea, Davy Jones is one of my stunt people. You don't kill him, just make him mad. He forces you to join his crew, and you become part of his crew forever.

ICOTS

I stab his heart, which he moved to the Flying Dutchman. I became the undead captain, and keep me heart in an undisclosed place that you cannot just find, you have to guess where it is. In other words you have to know where it is to find it.

ICOTS.

I use my Sorceror powers to get me that chest! I blast it open, and stab your heart. Bye Bye Jackie Wackie.

ICOTS

For misusing my name, I am granted a second life. I kill you with me blunderbuss, and the crew elects me cap'n

ICOTS.

nope.

ICOTS. burn

The higher powers decide you have cheated the game, and send down the Great Mouse God to ban you from the game. Whilst you are thus banned, I take over the ship.

ICOTS.

Icots
 

While you are doing that, i make friends with the anti-cheating god person, who eats you alive.
ICOTS

He forgets to chew, and a week later I return and make you walk the plank. How did I escape you say? Best left not uttered.

ICOTS.

I get grass thats full of pollen and throw it to your eyes.

ICOTS. :D

I use The Shrinking Grog potion on you, and then I pick you up and throw you off the ship into the ocean. So now I am the Captain of the Ship.
ICOTS :D :)

I eat you alive.

ICOTS.

I eat you dead, and well done.

ICOTS.

You have a heart attack and die.

ICOTS

You fall off ravens coves glitch and die

ICOTS

You die, and I live.

ICOTS.

I live, you die.

ICOTS

a nuke comes and kill u all except me

icots

(i had to think of something didnt i?)

I put a sticky granade from CODMOD2 down your throat and i run away.

ICOTS!

I tie you to a mast, then blow up the ship with dynamite.

ICOTS.

i get a bigger ship and sink u using the ammo as forks

icots

I eat your ship.

ICOTS.... if I can be captain of something in my stomach.

You can't. Your body then explodes and the ship appears, albeit in a new Crimson paintjob. I then take command to the shouts of jubilation by the popualce.

ICOTS.

Oh sayy can you see?! By the dawn's early light!!! What so proudly we hailed, at the twilight's last gleaming! The thing your seeing by the dawn's early light is my ship. We sink yours at the twilight's last gleaming. Sorry, I have our national anthem stuck in my head....

ICOTS

I join your patriotism and sail over to your ship, and I submit myself to your rule.

For now.

I'm NOT Captain of the ship.

I make you my first mate, and make sure that we split the plunder 35% for me, 35% for you, and 30% for the crew.

ICOTS

I serve you faithfully for many months, helping you raid numerous coastal settlments, taking Spanish treasure fleets and earning mountains of gold. From all that plundering, I have earned a pretty penny of gold and rum.

INCOTS.

Jack, if you are first mate, say IFMOTS (I'm first mate of the ship). But you won't be using that anymore.

I decide that I don't want you. I maroon you on Rumrunners Isle. But don't worry, you have several years supply of rum.

I decide against using the nearby marooned ship that Davy didn't notice, and instead devote myself to the drinking of the rum. After I finally finished, I set sail, haphazardly, since I'm a little drunk.

ICOTS.

You run into a reef, and sink and die.

ICOTS... still.

i take your soul



icots

I "borrow" your souls. I'll give them back 3 days after never.

ICOTS.

I write never on the calendar. After 3 days, you come to return the souls. Then I shoot you in the face with a blunderbuss.

ICOTS

my soul comes back and i steal your treasure with your soul in it

icots

LOL. That was hilarious Witchdoctor. I tell you another really good joke, and while you are rofling, I stab you with a sword.

ICOTS

Releases the Kraken.

ICOTS

The Kraken eats you, not me.

ICOTS.. still.

I give the Kraken food poisoning, he vomits on the ship, and I stab you with a cutlass at high speeds.

ICOTS... Again

I have a Rapping Contest with you. I win


ICOTS!!

I take your captain's hat, rendering you incapable of being captain. I then eat it.

ICOTS

I throw a hot coal at you! You run!

ICOTS

I put an ant on your arm. In your panic, you fall over the banister into the ocean. Then, Davy's dead corpse grabs you and drags you down into the abyss.

ICOTS again.

I start to sing, and you jump off the ship, trying to avoid the wretched noise.

ICOTS

I get a brand from a hotfire and stamp you and you run!

ICOTS

I banish you to the Fortress of the Moles. There is no escape, except for the staircase. I set the staircase on fire.

ICOTS

I kill you.

ICOTS!

You used one that has already been used, hence breaking the rules listed.

I'm still COTS

:piratewheelgo2: see i took wheel



icots

The wheel is a lie.

ICOTS

i steal your soul and lock it in a barrel

icots

*points to Captain's Hat*

Off the ship buddy.

ICOTS

I break out of barrel and send you a link to YouTube, where you can not escape. And then, just for good measure, I shoot you in the back of the head with my sacred Pistol.

ICOTS.

My head is made of steel. The bullet flies back at you, and hits you between the eyes. You fall over dead. Youtube goes down for maintainence, and I slip out then.

ICOTS

When you slip out, I greet you with a bottle of rum, traced with vile poison. You drink it, and become paralyzed from the neck down, unable to do anything but breathe and talk for the rest of your life.

ICOTS.

*sneaks out of the brig* walks up and hits jack with a bottle of rum! he falls down the stairs into the brig!

ICOTS!

Pokes a hole in angel's hat while holding over the sea. Angel jumps for her hat and land in the ocean!


ICOTS!

swims to the lader jumps back on deck sneaks up behind nick then puts a paper bag over his head and pushes him over board

ICOTS

I convince you to retire early.

ICOTS

I convince you that Captaining a ship is no good to you. I then persuade you to hand the deed to me.

ICOTS.

Your not Captain of the Ship. Therefore, we need a Captain. I step up to the job.

ICOTS

I once again persuade you to leave the ship, and walk the plank. I am declared captain by the crew.

ICOTS.

That was my stunt double, Lazy Davy. I am hidden in the crew, and kill you in your sleep.

ICOTS

Nobody elected you, so the crew disposes of you. I manage to live on through the dagger stuck in my side when you tried to kill me. The crew takes this as a sign of toughness, and re-elect me.

ICOTS.

As you are dramatically walking down the staircase to greet your new crew, you trip, fall, hit your head on a stair, break your head, and die. The crew decides to reelect me.

ICOTS.

THERE :D

I didn't need a brain. I slap you overboard.

ICOTS.

That was my stunt triple, Dany Fiyaskall. I take an army of stunt doubles and they kill you.

ICOTS

I take my army of stunt TRIPLES and kill you and your meager army, and then emerge from the shadows, for the person you killed was me lackey.

ICOTS.

I press - _ -

ICOTS

I walk up to you, kick your shin. You jump up and down, and I shove you off the ship.

ICOTS

I shoot you in the shin, and you are crippled. I take over.

ICOTS.

I press the big red button

ICOTS

No Muffin, that is not the Expresso button! It's the World Destruction butto-

Nobody is captain of the ship.

- Banned -

There are now 4 bottles of rum on the wall...