i ban TSC for not ordering people around what happen to you!?

I ban A-4 because I was scolding MP.

I ban TSC for being cold whiles he scolds.

I ban Jack because... yeah (that counts as a reason)

I ban Cap'b Sharktooth for using the Davy ban. Yep, even that has a name.

I ban Jack for naming a ban after me. I am honored.

I ban Davy for being thankful. I have only seen you use that ban/wish/bottleofrumdescription/sentence 1000 times.

I ban Jack for pretending that he hasn't.

I ban Cap'n Jason for I didn't say that.

I ban Jack cuz of the yea.

I ban Davy for using his self-titled ban.

Go put some bottles of rum on the wall, worker!

I ban Jack for thinking I am his slave. I will not post on the rum thread.

I ban Davy for ignoring his duty. Every pirate loves rum, so why don't help the cause?

I ban Jack. You know we are only putting it up there so the mods can have it right?

I ban Davy for not knowing that as you put some bottles of rum on the wall, you please the rum masters. Rum Masters like to be pleased.

I ban Jack, the wannabe rum master.

I ban Davy for not realizing I already AM one.

Check page 27 of the Current Rum game.

I ban our new noob Rum Master. Now go light this match over by the rum barrels and begone!

I ban Davy, for he knows he wants to be one.

I ban Jack for thinking he can read my mind. I am here to ban people and write great stories. That is all. :P

I ban Davy for I'll accept his story. This time.

I ban Jack for banning davy for accepting Davy's story this time

I ban Filly for doing the obvious ban.

I ban Jack for banning me

I ban Filly for banning Jack for banning her.

I ban Davy for banning me for banning Jack for banning me

I ban DF for that whole Rum Master nonsense. Only Crest, SOS, Jules, and yours truly can appoint Masters here in POF.

I ban TSC. It wasn't I who appointed him, it was Crest. She probably had too much rum.

I ban DF because it must go to a voting. However, I can see a future in you. That future is making me a sandwich.

I ban DF and TSC for skipping me

I ban TSC for wanting a sandwich. Here you go. I think its beef... no nevermind thats not beef. I don't know that is... I think it moved... here you go!

I ban DF for slowly becoming my apprentice.

I ban TSC for watching too much Star Wars. You say it like this.

"I see great powa in you. You will make a great apprentice young Fireskull..."

I ban DF for talking like a Jedi.

Peace is a lie. There is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me free.

I ban TSC the Star Wars geek...

...high five... Star Wars for the win....

I ban DF For The Wolf!

I ban TSC for wanting to feed me to wolves. The Monster will come to my rescue. And eat the wolves.

I ban The Skirata Clan and Davy Fireskull for skipping me again

I ban Filly for desperately seeking a ban by me and my new apprentice.

I ban my new master.

What is thy bidding my master?

...I know whats coming for sure...

Stand back Davy. Watch a PRO *Emphasis* ban TSC.


I ban Skirata for being lazy on the bans. You left me to be the Ban Masta.... And now, :spam: says to go fetch him a sandwich.

I ban Muffin for making me edit my ban

I ban muffin for trying to make Spam my master

*steps on Spam*

I ban Davy for stepping on Spam

I ban you all for keeping this going, as I have been here since BAN GAME NUMERO UNO. And I ban this 'Jack' person because is known as 'Jack' and I HAVE BEEN KNOWN AS JACK until I left...
Thats kinda depressing.
And I ban TSC and Del cuz they're about the only ones who'll know who the heck I am xD

I ban Jack Shark.... welcome back?

I ban the newest newbie to the Ban Game. You must first read ze ban book.

i ban muffin for being a ban noob as well

:spam: I Ban Cluckie

i skip muffin and i ban Cluckie here i forgot to give ur ban noob name tag too! here you go :)

I skip everyone to ban The Master of Disaster, The Lord of Mayhem, The King of Odd! My friend and yours! Jack Sharkbane!

I ban TSC for banning someone who posted 7 people above and completely skipping all the other important people.

i ban jason for he had to! Jack is a really rare ban! i rename jack Jack! lol

I ban The Ghost of Odd for lurking.

I ban TSC for we all do.

I ban Jay for being a noobanner.

I ban Lukie for not saying hi to me during the bootcamp....

I skip all of you to ban Jack. You are still not a master. Now, go fetch me and Davy a sandwhich. We are hungry.

I ban muffin for skipping

My apologies if I also happen to have the name Jack, but nobody truly calls me Jack. Most call me Wackie Jackie, Jackie Wackie, Wacko Jacko, or Steel. I prefer Steel, but nobody else calls me that.

Where was I.. oh yeah! I skip Filly to ban Muffin for not acknowleding my rum mastership. We all know your "Ban Master" title isn't 100% true anyways. More like 10%.

I ban JSS for that long explanation.

I ban TSC for giving me a new nickname, because apparently JS doesn't cut it now.

i ban jacky

I ban Co-Overlord for I give that nickname a .000000001.

I ban Jack for not specifying out of what his rating was.

I ban Davy for even so, it is still the lowest you can get. So let's just say out of 100, that's what it recieved.

i ban Jack for your not lurking...

I ban Swordshot for reminding me of my duties!

i ban jack for he forgot about his job... bad jack

I ban Swordshot for it isn't my job, it's my duty. Two different things.

I ban Steel for he appears to be my Doppleganger and it's getting harder and harder to tell WHICH JACK IS WHICH!

I ban Sharkbane for you can easily tell the difference if you study me. Jack Shipsteel = Wackie Jackie = Insane.

I ban you because you brought up insanity, ad as TSC will testify to...
I AM THE SULTAN OF INSANITY! THE MAJOR OF MADNESS! THE LORD OF LUDICROUS!
And the current holder of the Infamous Cheese Vault.

I ban Sharkbane, for I am currently unaware over the Infamous Cheese Vault.



Cheese Vault.....?

I ban you for not knowing about the Infamous Cheese Vault, the one long ago stolen by my old Friend and Master only known as Swash, from...
The evil bunny whom must not be named...
EKB.......,

I ban Jack for bringing EKB into this. Next thing you know the evil rodent will be here. That would be bad.

I ban myself for EKB and I....
That be a rocky road we have there...
He always seems to appear to his name O_O

I ban The Master of Disaster.

:spam: And I am in charge of the SPAM here... :spam:

I spam ban you! And what if TSC wasn't here? Ok now that is a creepy thought.... :mybadki6:

I ban MP for his power trip.

I ban TSC for now he doesn't have to find a new ban master.

I ban you all for making this game more popular than the actual forums itself.

I ban Cap'n Del for not realizing all pirates need to kick back, relax, and enjoy a bottle.

I ban Steel for banning Del, therefore STEALING MY BAN.

I ban old/new Ban Master Bane for he doesn't realize the speed of my typing. Yes, they frequently upset many.

I ban Jack because I never get a chance to.

I ban jason for taking a very rare (but increasingly less rare) ban.
I feel so special xD

i ban jack hiya welcome back to the ban game lol

I ban Angel.
Do I really need a reason?

I ban Sharkbane for his return.

I ban my master.

Would you like a sandwich?

I ban Davy because he knows Skirita as his master and everyone knows that everything skirita owns is automatically forwarded to jack.

Yes, I would like a sandwhich.



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I ban Sharkbane for the PM.

I ban skirita for not replying.

I ban Jack for thinking I am his apprentice. Here's a sandwich. The meat may not be dead yet. And I think that the lettuce is orange.

ban davy for trying to butter up TSC for master ship

I ban butter.

I skip you all to ban Davy for becoming an apprentice willingly. I thought your insaneness could be contained by no man/woman!

I skip all off you for I ban the super rare Del ban.