I can't... I just ate it :/

Go make your own avatar :P

I cant! its to hard!

Go give me El patron

Not, gotta go fake leaving. :P

Make the game a bit harder please!

I cant im not a game creator......

Give me the rum. All of it.

I can't do that it's gone...

make me a lvl 50 with everything mastered instantly.

I can't.... Because well, yeah.

Go get me a Famed weapon!!!! I got one on my noob.... So unfair :(

I cannot. I could give you a legendary weapon if I ever digest SEAKING'S silver freeze....

get me a cup of coffee

The last thing you need is caffeine.

Give me chocolatttttteeeeeeeeeee.

My flaming monkey ate the last one.

Give me all your money :3

But I don't have any, I only have gold....

I want pizzaaaa. Now!

You bragged about having Domino's in guild chat last night. I'm sure there are leftovers.

Give me a Shrunken Head.

can't unless you provide the head for me to shrink. maybe a navy bloke?

give me some antiacid.

This is the pirate days. If you want medicine, I advise you to go to Doc Grog.

Give me a peanut butter sandwich.

sorry... I tried but I ate it...

go get the doc for me!

I can't my feet are glued to the floor.

Un-glue me.

sorry mate I lost me un-gluing tools....

kill El patron alone.

i left my weapons in my house


get me three war ships

not enough gold.

give me all of your gold.

Excuse
 

But i gave it away buying a light sloop.



Make me a ship that shoots fury broadsides!

I can't

get me a ship with explosives broadsides!!!

no can do mate

Make me a general!!

sorry mate can't do it


make a rum flavored milk bone for me.

milk bone? whats that?

get me rare rum

a dog treat mate.... I have none left I drank it

give me a liver.... I drank to much rum HAHA!

srry mine is already dead from rum poison

give me waffles:laughks2::laughks2:

i can't i ate the waffle maker

buy everything you see on TV (so the programing maintains its current quality)

I can't... none of it works.

conquer the world with nothing but a toothpick.

I can but i don't have a toothpick big enough

join in on my debate (Windows vs. The OSx)

ps read it before giving an excuse

I cannot debate with you because I agree lol

comment on my guild thread. never mind you already did sorry =/

But we shouldn't advertise our threads here, be they activity or guild!

Give me a cupcake.

i could but you aren't involved in the debate "gives dog a cupcake" also show me the rule that tells me not to advertise my thread

give my demo tape to someone, anyone (after you record it)

I don't have a cupcake

give me a doggy bone

i would by i can't print anything in 3D (yet)

advertise my debate thread to anyone who uses a Mac

I can't nobody I know uses a mac...

get me a silver freeze throwing knife... i am hungry.

i can't i say impersonating a mac user i can't get onto potco because it currently doesn't work on the OSx (thought it is says it does)

spread the word on the forums about the debate and your guild as well as every other

I can't... Im too tired to do that.

stop advertising your threads!!

i would but i have to get it back from the mods.

make me gm

Look at your usertitle!

Give me rum or give me rum.

I can't.... I am dead.

Bring me a bottle of rum por favor, right about... NOW.

sorry mate I drank it

put members in my guild... oh and rum flavored milkbones

I can't, they're outlawed for making drunk doggies.

Explode.

I have no dynamite.

Make this site have a mood option called The Game.

I can't I don't have that power.

Um, do something?

Like what?

i want to kill Foulberto Smasho quickly...

impossible!

do something nice for a fellow pirate.

Pirate =/= Nice.

Give me The Lost Burrito.

dont know where it is


Make all noobs go away please

I can't noobs are nice sometimes...

dog didnt order me something to do so i ban him...


Become part of the navy (as a spy for pirates)

I can't I would never fit in with those swine.

Give me another award.

I can't... unless you prove you deserve one.

Infiltrate the EITC and kill becket with a toothpick... then escape without being noticed.

I can't Toothpick and Pick Co are out of buisness!

Give me Behemoth Blade

nun4u!

Give me a slice of pizza.

sorry.. I ate it

make me master doggy faster.

make yourself faster.


get me a klondike bar

what would you do for a klondike bar?? cause I ate it..

get me a gun that will one shot kill smasho.

Dont have any....

Gimme all the gold.

i spent it all.

um..grate some cheese.

I dont have a grater

Give me Unlimited Access.

nun4u!

Drink my radioactive/toxic rum.

But then I will turn green!

Explain why I can't log onto POTCO!

Complain to Disney

eat pie

I'm allergic!

Make Cortos come back!

( if this thread gets over 1000 posts I will give someone my Lost Sword! :P )

i can't because i've never heard of it

make me gm of the top 4 guilds in the game

I can't. they already have GMs and you cannot rum 4 guilds at once.

get me a cookie.

no someone already asked me that

give me a T

I just gave away my last one! Sorry I restocking time will be in.....2,354 years, 235 days, 32 seconds, and 23,456,678 fortnights away!

Let POTCO work on my PC again!

i would but i can't think f an excuse (especially since i know how)

deport justin beber

He was last week.

Make me rich!

sorry trying to save gold...

get me a pizza

Rum pizza out of stock -glares at DF -

get me a BIG bomb that would make a BIG boom!

siege charge... (sorry if that's spelled wrong)
already exists go get one yourself

do something productive.

I already did that last year.

Get me some decent food.

they are out of decent food, but they have decent food.

... you didn't tell me to do anything. so obviously I can't do it.

get me a soda.

no soda in the 17th century


Be my personal servant.

I am a pirate I serve no body

invent soda in the 17th century.

how?

make me soda.

I don't know how... you're the smart one

make me a large root beer float.

*slurp* Done. *holds out empty mug*

Count the noobs on Abassa.

yikes I'll be a thousand years old before I finish.

bring mosona back from the dead.

Whats that?


Get me a candy bar

But I already ates teh yummies! O_o

Get me an ice cold beverage. But only 3 pieces of ice, so it isn't super cold, but still cold enough to be a beverage that is ice cold.

*hands beverage* sorry I accidentally dropped a block of dry ice in it.

bring back the server Mosona.

I don't feeeellll like it.

Get me a War ship on The, it will make my quests a lot easier!

you already took my money, Sharky

make me a pie

But you're allergic to sweet foods.

JUST GIMME SOME SOUP!!!

I drank all of it.....

Make me not bored.

I would say go play potco but it's down so....... nothing I can do for ya

make POTCO work!!!

Sorry, your internet connection to the servers has unexpectedly broken!

Someone tell Disney that the servers are still as buggy as before.

HAHAHAH. Like they don't know that...

Drink solidified cement.

i can't thats you job

tell me the meaning of life

I can't tell you what doesn't exist.

JUST GIMME SOME SOUP!

I ate all the soup.

Give me more room for clothes!

i can't you won't tell me the meaning of life

like my ideas

I dont know them


Give me soup instead of Davy.

i cant i already through it off a bridge

give davy more rum then he can drink

i thought you did that.
JUST GIMME SOME PIE.

you can't eat pie.

dance around in circles.

not in the mood to.

JUST GIMME SOME PIE.