I ban Davy for calling me a noob when he is co-authoring a story about a noob.

And I have to say, that last chapter was quite hilarious.

I ban Jack for thinking its funny to get vomited on.

I ban Davy, cuz for once, I agree with Jack o_O

I ban pib for agreeing with me. You are not pib. You are a clone implemented by Davy but fitted with a new brain so as to approve my thoughts, just to drive me insane and spout random things such as this!

I ban Jack for trying to sound smart.

I ban Davy for losing my Sorcerer Votes. Now I have to do them ALL over again.

I ban Sharky for whining. Now go and work!

I ban Davy for making me work... If someone didn't lose those votes I could've been doing something more important.

I ban Shark for wishing to do something mildly important. You are a noobanner! They don't do anything!

I ban Jack for trying to tax me.
:aV132AQi:

I ban Davy for trying to avoid the inevitable.

We can do this the easy way, the mildly unpleasant way, or the horrid way.

I ban Jack. Aye, I'll take the horrid way. It would end with you meeting The Monster. Except the way he does things make the horrid way look like the uber amazingly easy way.

I ban Davy for choosing the horrid way. Oh... I empathize what will become of you.

-picks up phone-

Yes... Yes, I'll hold.

-elevator music-

Cutler? Good to hear from you! Now, about that promise you made me. Well, debt...

I ban Jack for trying to phone Cutler Bucket.

I ban Davy for being historically accurate. Fine!

-writes letter, sends to 1 EITC Lane, Britain-

Alright, now, expect to have a surprise in the next couple of days.

I ban Jack for still pretending I am a noobanner. Hehe... The jokes up mate...

I ban Jack, for it will be YOU who has the surprise.

I ban Davy for throwing a surprise New Year's Party! Where's the rum?

I ban Jack for trying to find ways to get my rum.

I ban Davy for saying suxh nonsense. I expected rum. Not your rum. I prefer to keep it away.

I ban Jack for making a typo.

I ban Davy for mot making a typo...

I ban Muffin as my first ban in the new year!

I ban Jack a happy New Year!

I ban Muffin for not banning me a merry new year.

Merry > Happy.

I ban Jack as my first ban of 2011!

I ban you all as my first ban in 2011. Blah, I don't like New Years :/

I ban PIB for not bringing in the New Year with cheer! I blame the Pew Pews

I ban Crest cuz I'm epic like that.

I ban Crest for blaming the Pew Pews. I second that.

I ban Davy for skipping me. :degen: <---- epic smiley does not approve :/

I ban the smiley for wanting to hurt me.

I Ban Davy for not showing off his Silver Freeze as a defense. That'll make anyone run and cover their ears.

i ban crest for hiya!! and i ban davy for u were banned by a siren xD

I ban angel for stealing Pib's avvie.

I also ban angel for the in game ban. Which was, to tell the truth, epic win.

I ban Davy for not being on guard. A ban may sneak up on you anytime...

BAN

Like that, savvy?

I ban Sharktooth because *UAV inbound*.

I ban Witchdoctor for what are you saying

I ban Sharky for it's quite obvious.

I ban Davy and Sharky for *Tactical Nuke incoming. It's over.*

I blunder ban WDD for using a tactical nuke. Use a lethal instead.

I also ban WhichDawkta Dan for ruining the game with his tactical nuke. *Hostile RC-XD Inbound* Oh, wait, thats my bakery truck... I hope it doesn't blow u- BOOM! Oh crud monkeys...

I ban muffin and Dan for trying to blow people up with their nukes.

I ban Sharky for not caring about my bakery truck, and for being lazy...

I ban you all as I glass the Carribean from my Spaceship, drinking my newly stolen, I mean given rum.

And if you don't know what glass means, go brush up on your Halo references.

I ban Jack for playing Halo when he could be playing POTCO.

I ban Davy for not joining the UNSC. I'll sign you up for the ODST!

"Tell me boys and girls... how will you leave?"

"WE GO FEET FIRST, SIR!"

I ban Jack for using too many confusing acronyms.

I ban Davy for not understanding the Orbital Drop Shock Troopers. Crazy people, doing crazy feats.

I ban Jack for knowing such crazy people

Just thought I'd point something out.

Did you know that the combined number of posts that are currently in the Activies forum, around 85,101 posts, is a higher post total than all the posts in the POTCO Game Forums, COMBINED?

Henceforth, I ban ALL of you for making this board way too popular!

The More You know.

It should be "I ban Jack for playing as such crazy people" GO brush up on your Halo trivia...

IBY

I ban Del for scolding us for banning! How DARE you!

I also ban Del. Why Thank You!!!!

...I double ban Del for not liking our ban posts!

I triple ban Del.... For not approving of our various games.

I Qoud-Ban Del! W00T! Thats a record...

I quint-Ban Del! I think this beat your record meaty muffin boy.

I

Ban

Del

I will ban Del again. I am still shocked that he dared to say that.

This is a hepta-ban? I dunno...

I ban Davy for banning Del so much. I ban Del

No one saw that

I nonaban Del.

I ban Muffin, Davest and Sharky for all banning Del. That was a compliment mates!

I ban Jack for giving us compliments. Thanks mate

I decaban Del.

I ban Jack for banning me for that.

I ban Sharktooth for forgetting to punctuate his sentence. Go edit!

I ban Davy for banning Del for the 10th time, and for trying make me punctuate... I never will, for I live the life of an outlaw.

I is so bad...

I ban Sharktooth for being bad.

I ban Davy for being bad

I ban Sharktooth for not punctuating again.

I. Ban. Davy. For. Getting. Mad. At. Me. For. My. Punctuating.

Happy?

I ban Sharkys Punctuation. Go edit!

Ugh, there is no pleasing anyone is there? I ban Muffin and Davy for complaining about my punctuation

I ban Sharktooth for forgetting to punctuate yet again.

Oh my gosh.

I ban Davy.

I ban punctuation.

Yay punctuation.

I ban Sharktooth. For the last sentence you should have used a sarcmark or exclamation mark. I sure hope it's the later.

I ban Davy for being a nuisance.

I ban Sharktooth for finally using correct punctuation! Yay! :D

I ban Davy for nagging me until I did. Yay! (sarcasm)

I ban Sharktooth for not using sarcmark.

I ban Davy for it's good enough. Plus idk how to o it, nor have I ever desired to.

Please show me.

I ban Sharky for turning into a Sarcastic Sharky.

I ban Jack because the only reason I was being sarcastic was that Davy made me. So ban Davy instead. I ban Davy. Like that.

I ban Spoiler Slightly Sarcastic Sharky for making me have to say an alliteration.

I ban Jack for using me in his alliteration

Look up! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Muffin Pirate!

I ban the Shark that ends in a "y"...

I ban the muffi that ends in n

I ban Pirate Guy for having such a creative name.

I ban Spoiler Sharky for being correct!

I ban the guy.

I ban Davy for making me force my hand. Rum is a valuable commodity.

I ban Jack. I need 10 more barrels by tomorrow Jack. The guild is thirsty...

I ban Davy for even attempting to boss me around. You're a Ban Apprentice and a Rum Bum! You cannnot issue orders to me!

I ban Jack. Alright, fine then... I guess you'll just have to talk with my advisor again... but he's a bit grumpy lately... and hungry...

I ban Davy for including his "advisor" in the statement......By the way if you do meet up again can I watch! :) and my bat <^>0_0<^>

I ban Pirate Guy for not knowing we're selling tickets. To fund my rum storage.

So either I tax/steal/accidentally obtain Davy's rum, or earn plenty of gold to fund myself.

I ban Jack for attempting to tax/steal/accidentally obtain Davy's rum.

I ban Jack for keeping my guild and I waiting. I need thirty barrels of ten year old rum! Aged well too! Then I think another twenty bottles of some sweet, light rum, and to top it off, 50 bottles of the EITC's finest rum. Oh, and throw in a couple dozen barrels of molasses.

I ban Davy for all his demands and banning me on his reason to edit thing. <---Period.

I ban Davy for really wanting me to release the second flesh-eating bunny.

And don't try to sick the monster on me. I have meat a-plenty.

I ban Jack for having a flesh eating bunny.