And then Tia and Jack are eaten by the Giant Squid.

And they appear in Davy Jones' Locker.

Davys burnt remains laugh.

Because Davy's been sent to his own locker!

Davy says the magic spell to get out, but Jack and Tia get out too.

Davy finds that Blackbeard is there too.

Davy and Blackbeard become good friends!

Then they find Barbossa, who was marooned on the very same island.

They send a friend request. :D

And make a guild!

They call it, 'Davy Jones' Crew', but the other two get jealous that the guild is named after Davy.

So they call it the BarbossaBlackbeardDavyJones Crew!

And they make it their mission to kill Jolly Roger...

But they first have to get off the island.

So they hitch a ride on Davy's pet.

But along the way, it gets hungry.

The kraken eats them all.

And has a quiet nap at the bottom of the ocean.

And is then promptly eaten by whatever caused Bloop.

Meanwhile, the pirates are in a brawl inside of the Kraken.

Davy was mad they had changed the guild name, BB and Barbossa were mad at each other....
because they were.

The Kraken throws up, and Bloop throws up.

Puke flys everywhere!

The Kraken is infuriated by this and eats Bloop (who is bigger than the Kraken).

The Kraken explodes because he didn't chew bloop.

Davy, Barbossa and Blackbeard attend the Kraken's funeral.

But they get drunk and jump off a cliff.

They hit the ground with a big 'THUD!'

Jack says, "Ugh... I think I broke somethin'." then realizes he landed on the bottle with the Black Pearl in it.

He rejoices!

Barbossa is upset because he was about to steal the bottle.

And in a moment of pure rage he viciously kills Jack.

He steals the bottle.

Jack gets out of the locker and plans revenge on Barbossa.

He finds Gibbs and asks him to get him a donkey.

Gibbs says that he doesn't know where to look for a donkey, so Jack decides to use Gibbs instead.

So Gibbs gets on his knees and starts to make donkey sounds while Jack rides him around Tortuga. O_o

Then the Gibbs get shot by barboasa.

Jack is angry that his donkey got shot.

He shoots Barbossa (Again) and steals the ship.

Jack soon forgets about the death of Gibbs.

He is intent on finding a way to get the Pearl out.

But then he looks down to see he is holding a taco, apparently, he grabbed a taco instead of the Pearl at Taco Bell.

Jack decides to not bother with the Pearl for now, and sets off to find a filling for his taco.

He looks at Taco John's, but finds they are out of buissness.

Then he wonders why "buissness" isnt spelt correct ( its Buisness ) and then falls off a cliff while walking.

After he breaks his leg, he wonders why 'spelt' isn't a word.

Then Jack lays there for a while and doesn't move.............

The impact on the ground made him smart, despite the broken leg, and he realises that it is spelled 'business'!

Then with his new found knowledge he sets off after for the pearl again.

He knows exactly where it is! (Maybe...)

Now jack goes to get the pearl.

But then he kicks the door down.

And is greeted by Misty. :D

Then Jason Lockbane comes in with his evil minion, George Ironswine.

Then the 4 friends go gallivanting off for adventure.

And then Jolly Roger enters the jail and kills them all.

So they end up back in their jail cells lol and they never even left the building.

Then Captain Andy kills Jolly from behind.

But Smasho comes along and kills them again, turning them all into rage ghosts!

Then Jolly is cast to Davy Jones locker.



Here is a random question who would win in a fight Davy Jones Jolly Roger or Black beard?

He finds Davy himself.

Then Jolly attacks Davy, but Davy kills him with ease.

Jolly is regenerated 5 feet away.

Then Jolly uses his powers to kinetically stab the heart.

Then Davy hits jolly once and kills him again.

Davy dies and is also regenerated 5 feet away (they're already in the locker)

Then El Patron and Blackbeard, who are also in the locker, get in a fight with Jolly.

They all kill each other over and over again.

And they do this for 123 years until they just decide to do a tavern (If they have those in Davy's Locker) and drink rum together.

They discuss their deaths.

Then compare battle scars.

They all plan revenge on Captain Andy who killed them all :D

And they get their revenge, by escaping the Locker, finding him, and stabbing him 987 times.

But he is still alive!

So they Keelhaul him.

He takes out his sharkfang blade and stabs them all! In a shish kabob.

Then not being a cannibal he throws them in tot he deep sea.

He takes control of the ship and names it 'Fire-sail Lion' and plunders the seven seas.

But he hits a rock and sinks.

Well, I guess it's time to hit the forums... now that POTCO is down again. xD

But the rock is damaged by the impact and sinks too!

Andy somehow makes it to the bottom of the ocean alive only to have the (five ton) rock fall on him...

Then Chuck Norris comes along...

And then Bloop attacks him.

But Bloop is gone before he even moves an inch because Chuck Norris killed him (or it?).

Andy squirma up from the rock and greets Chuck

But Chuck Norris doesn't even think and Andy is already dead... now Chuck Norris goes back home to be a texas ranger again. xD

Andy (who survived) goes back to plunderin.

But, even though Andy thinks he (impossibly) survived Chuck Norris, he realizes that he has become undead (it is impossible to survive Chuck Norris).

Then the plunder that he was plunderin plundered him instead

He sets out to find Tia to fix it.

To make a long sentence short.... tia fixes it

But he finds out that it was a man wearing womans clothes and that Tia has already left earth and returned to the God world.

Andy doesn't care, he has been fixed.

Later on, he realizes that he has started to grow barnacles!

He picks them off and encounters Jack Sparrow.

Jack gives him the black spot.

He in turn gives it to Jack the monkey.