I ban Shark for timing Hook on his ban.

I ban Skip cause of a pink bunny in his avatar.

I ban Skip because it's always about the timing.

I ban TSC for banning me in the future.

I ban Skippy for claiming the power of precognition.

I ban Crest for making me think of peanut butter.

I ban MS for drinking monster rum!
Davy warned ye!

I ban Davy for connecting peanut butter with Monster rum...

I ban Stealthy for changing the subject.

I ban SC for knowng everything!

Wha-? No Jack here. Leave a message.

I ban Stealthy for trying to be pyschic.

I also ban Sven for (possibly) returning to the ban game.

I ban Stealthy for trying to be all high and mighty with his knowledge!

Then answer me this! Who introduced The Ban Game on this forum?

I ban SC for taking over the avtivities forums.
That's Jack only!!!

I ban Davy for thinking I own the activities. I merely have a timeshare there.

I also ban Sven for lurking. Is this a trait present in all Master Banners?

I ban jack for banning me for thinking I/you/us/we/waffles own the activities.
I ban sven for looking at our posts.

I ban Stealthy for adding a random /.

I ban SC, that if I put lurking, I would get banned for saying what Jack did!
I ban Jack for not typeing his / like \.

I ban Davy for his utterly atrocious typo!

I ban jack for using big words.

I ban Davy for his poor vocabulary.

I ban JS and the rest of you lot for taunting SOS.

I ban SOS for never posting anymore...

I ban Davy for also reverting to the initials.

Is Sven really that much longer than SOS?

I ban Jack because initials are fun.

F is for friends that do stuff together, U is for you and me!

I ban Davy for going Spongy on us...

I ban JS because Sven is The Penguin Mod while SOS is SvenO or Sban or Dr. Sban.

I ban Jack for not liking Spongebob.

N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!

I ban TSC for giving us more nicknames to memorize.

I ban SOS for lurking. I dare him to post.

I ban Skirata for not previously informing us of Dr. Sban's humourous nicknames.

IMMA BAN YOU. Wait for it..... Ok I ban you.

I ban Sharky for going out there. Past the playground, but a little before the grocery store.

I ban Jack because playgrounds and grocery stores have nothing significant in common.

I ban JS because he has more nicknames than anyone here.

I ban Skirata, for that is debatable.

I ban TSC for not giving us a sheet full of his nicknames so we can study for the inevitable test.

I ban Davy for what test! You didn't tell me about the flippin' test!

I ban DF for thinking that there will be testing.

I ban TSC because there is always testing.

I ban TSC for relieving my stress. Phew.

I ban Davy for always pressing that enter button a few seconds before me!

I ban Jack and give him more stress!

I ban Jack because its actually the "Post Quick Reply" button.

I ban TSC.

I ban Davy, for reminding me. Curse you for always critizing me posts!

I ban Dr. Sban for always tempting us to ban him with his prescense! AHHHHH!

I ban Davy for giving me the Monster Rum, and turning me into an awful dark green color
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I ban Davy for the time has come... Yes. That time which I talked about over 30 seconds ago.

I ban Dead for returning the insanity levels to their non-managable states.

I ban Dead for almost being as insane as I am.

I ban Jack because Insanity is like a Vase... Break it and you're doomed.. Wait I need another metaphor.

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking he has even touched Dead! Man, Dead was asylum-worthy before they even had asylums!

I ban Dead for saying my time has come. Is it time to wake up? Just five more minutes...

I ban Davy for missing the alarm buzzer.

I ban Jack, don't you remember the GP?

I ban Sven for lurking.

I ban Skiperdoo for mentioning that. Don't bring back chaos.

I ban Jack because I didn't miss it, I just refuse to believe that it is buzzing.

I ban the three bans I just made.

I ban the five that I now have total.

I ban Davy for pulling a Jack.

I ban skip because he drank monster rum and went from a cool pink bunny to a dark green bunny.

I ban JS for not saying which Jack.

I ban TSC for not giving us the list of Jacks to choose from.

I ban Skirata for not knowing I referred to The Jack of Few Trades. HeWhoEnjoysRum. The Sailing Slasher. The Blunderbuss Baboon. Wacko Jacko. Wackie Jackie. Jackie Wackie Or....

JACK SHIPSTEEL!

I ban... Wait a minute... Time to go Old School Dead.

I ban Jack. Are those nicknames gonna be on the test too?

I ban Davy for still thinking there's a test. Even if there was, you missed it by ignoring your alarm buzzer. No make-up tests!

You Fail!

I ban Jack for insulting Davy. I wanted to do that!

I ban Seaking for being late to the short par-tay!

I ban Jack for saying "Fail" when it really is "Phail".

I ban Davy for correcting Jack with your monster spelling.

I ban skip for banning Davy for correcting Jack.

I ban Dog for his very lame ban.

I second banning Dog's lame ban.

I ban Skiperdoo for seconding a ban. Too lazy to ban on your own?

I ban Jack, because I did ban on my own, it was seperate from TSC's. I ban you for not noticing.

I ban Skiperdoo, for he was seconding a ban, and that is low.

I ban Jack because seconding the ban just means banning for the same reason.

I ban Skiperdoo, for seconding a ban really doesn't ban the poster above you, and thus, ignores the rules laid out on Page One.

I ban Jack because he still is above me when I ban him.

I ban Skiperdoo, for the rules refers to the poster directly above you, as laid out by The Ban Book, Chapter 2: Who's up?

I ban the rant-fest of Jack and Skype.

I ban the lack of ranting coming from Crest's keyboard.

I ban Jack for not reading the excerpt from "The Ban Book" Chapter 5: Other bans.

"The poster may in fact second, third, ect. A ban as long as the one who "firsts" the ban supplies an adequate reason."

I ban Skiperdoo for making me wish to write The Ban Book.

I ban Jack for wishing to write a book that is already written.

I ban Dog, and drop the rules conversation into a botomless pit.

I ban Dog, for then, The Ban Book is kept secret, or only retained in a person's mind. However, we could teach the rule of ban to the public!

I also ban the double master lurkers!

I ban Jack for wishing to reveal the art of the ban to the general public! thats a horrible idea

I second that ban. Then we will have all knowing the ancient art of The Ban, and then things will die.

I ban Dog for being like his GM, Davy. Unable to see the future that could come to the Art of Ban and Rum!

I ban Davy for giving me no good reason to ban him. and I ban Jack for being so fast.

I ban Jack for wanting to share the things that should be left secret. Reveal anything and I'll kill you. Not in a simple way either.

I ban Dog for not being around long enough to see the true speed of my banning. This just my first degree of speed.

I also ban Davy for remaining closed to the future. So much could happen. I do not intend to teach them the finer points of the ban, just the lighter aspects, like how to ban semi-successfully.

I ban Davy for threatening to kill Jack in a complicated way.

I ban Dog for being part of the ban conspiracy.

I ban Dog, for killing people in a complicated way means you either respect them, or you fear them.

I ban Skip for thinking there is a conspiracy. what is this conspiracy you speak of?

I ban Dog. If you're still talking about it, you know about it.

I ban Dog for being unclear of his own conspiracy. To stop the spread of banning. To leave the art of ban, and thus fun, to only those who seek it.

I ban Skip. You are the one who brought it up.

I ban Dog for being pwned by Jack's speed.

I ban Skiper, for I am certain he will ban before me.