I ban Davy for blaming me for the cause of POTCO being down.

I ban Sharktooth for allowing himself to be blamed...

I ban Jules for assuming that, when he indeed is too lazy/weak to argue against his accusation.

I ban Davy for his low appreciation for peanut butter.

I ban Skiperdoo for trying to come up with a smart ban. Improve your bans, or I will kill you. Just like that.

I ban Skiperdoo because I am a fan of peanut butter and bananas.. Indeed a tasty combo.

I ban Davy reasons beyond understanding. Yea, I'm getting deep here.

I ban Davy for threatening to kill me. Seriously, what's wrong with you?

I ban Jules for encouraging him! You call yourself a ban master!

I ban Skiperdoo for fearing death.

I ban Davy for not answering Skype's question. What's wrong with you?!!?!?!?!

I ban Davy for questioning my mastery.. Shame on you!

I second that ban. Shame on you!

I ban all these new features on the forum.. When did all of this happen?? lol

I ban Jules for staying Tropical after all these years.

I ban TSC because it's not easy.. but someone has to do it.

I skiperdoo Jules to ban TSC for thinking its hard to stay tropical for years, when I've been taking shots for months.

I ban TSC for having been "rattling" for an extended period of time also.

I ban Shark because I do believe TSC has the record for longest mood...

I ban CST because I have been Rattling pretty much since day 1.

I ban TSC for not being moody enough.

I ban Davy for participating in dangerous mood behavior. Shots defeat the purpose of drinking. Savor your rum!

I ban Julie for participating in indifference.

I skiperdoo Skiperdoo to ban Jules.

I ban Jules for assuming I am taking shots of rum. One day, my dear, you will look back and realize how foolish you sounded.

I ban Davy for actually making sense.

I skiperdoo skip to ban Davy,

as a pirate.. why are you drinking anything other than rum? BANNED!

I ban Juliana for thinking a pirate can't drink anything else. When Davy corrected your incorrect amounting.

Check out my rum replicators if you're that desperate.

I ban Jules because what I drink can barely be considered rum. Skiperdoo knows its wonders.

I ban Skip because it is tradition.. But if you desire to talk outside the realm of rum, the same can be said with any drink. Shots defeat the purpose of drinking. Drink for the taste, not for the effect.

I ban Davy for bringing up his "wonders".

It took me three weeks to recover from that nightmare.

I ban Skip as I shake my head. That sounds like a smh moment.

I ban Julie for believing that I have a banning limit.

I ban Jules for never having Monster Rum. Here, have some.

*hands Monster Rum*

I ban Davy for thinking Julie's gonna fall for that.

You have to be more inviting.

*sips cautiously* ARGHHHH!! I AM, THE HULK.

I ban you for handing me that.

I ban Julie for giving in to the monster rum's emittance.

/flee

I ban the easily fooled...

I ban Jules for banning herself.

I second that ban.

I ban Jules for having roughly one week to live. Unless I give you the antidote.

I ban Davy for not remembering that I have an antidote as well.

Sure, there's a 40% chance for decompression sickness, but still.

I ban Shark for the quick ban. I am impressed!!

And I ban Skip for calculating...

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking he has an antidote. Antidotes must be consumed within four hours of creation, and I have not created any antidotes or vaccines for months.

I ban Miss Fireheart for implying hatred of mathematics.

I ban Davy for making his monster rum ingredient primarily out of Chloromethane.

So simple to reverse it's effects if you know what to do.

I ban Davy for letting a Ban Master suffer, you are wicked!

I ban Sharky for thinking he has by any means a place in this banfest.

I ban Sharktooth because I am quite sinister.

I ban Skiperdoo for drinking so much Monster Rum that it has clouded his mind.

I ban Davy for it's a cloud of knowledge.

I ban Skype because I have more of a place than you. :P

I ban Sharky for having his place be a hole of pure banned matter.

I ban this ban session going on... I must intervene!

I ban Julie for just making it worse by showing up.

I ban such insults... They will not be tolerated.

I ban Jules for not being able to control her anger. At least focus it on a Noobanner!

I ban Julie for thinking that was an insult.

I ban Skip for thinking I am offended....

I ban The Master in denial. Its okay, you can cry into this used tissue.

I ban Davy for falsely reading my mood. I do not get angry, or sad.. I simply state what I am thinking, and move on.

I ban Davy for offering Julie tissues when there's a perfectly good wooden board over there.

I ban Skiperdoo for wanting to give Jules splinters.

I ban Davy because I have a splinter. It hurts. Wait, not really. It's just annoying. Rawr.

I ban Sharky for using more splinters to try and get that little one out.

I ban Skiperdoo for slamming his head on the keyboard and calling it a ban.

I ban Davy for doing much worse than simply hitting his head on his keyboard.

I ban Skiperdoo for sitting on his computer. Come on mate! You can (?) do better than that!

I ban Skype's failed counter attack.

I ban Sharky for forgetting why I keep those ICBM's around.

I ban Skiperdoo having ICBM's around his laser eyes.

I ban DF for having his noobs gang up on Jules.

I ban TSC because I've simply been watching with amusement from afar.

I ban Jules for being too nice to them.

I ban TSC because I'm easing myself back into the mix...

I ban Jules because you were always nice to the noobanners.

I ban Jules beause of this:

I ban SC for that.

I ban TSC because it is true.. But you always kick them back into shape for me. Perhaps that is my mistake. If we want to see progress we both need to be tough on 'em.

And also, because your clever bans never cease to astound me. Boy have I gotten rusty.

I ban Jules because SveNoob is lurking.

I ban SveNoob for not banning ='(

I ban all the Noobanners and the two masters for making two pages of new bans while I was writing GTNATQFTLB.

I ban Jules for being so upset. Be happy with US. We are the new generation. The future!

The future is bleak.

I ban Davy for not taking enough time on GTNATQFTLB, it better be good. Or else I'll kill you until you're dead. Take THAT.

I ban Sharktooth for insulting a perfectly good chapter.

I ban Davy because I'll be the judge of that.

I ban Sharktooth for abandoning me with the lurking Jules, who is still crying because of all these horrible bans. Need a used tissue?

I ban Davy because I had to go over to the rum game.

I ban Sharktooth for not reading GTN.

I ban Davy because I'm waiting for the most epic moment. Ok, now.

I ban Sharktooth for trying to be epic.

I ban Davy because I am.

I ban Sharktooth for being very good at internet sarcasm.

I ban sarcasm...

I skip Jules to ban Davy because he needs to be banned for not thinking I am epic. Which I am, of course.

I ban Sharktooth for insisting that such lies are true.

I ban Jules for that failure of a ban. And you call yourself a ban master!

I ban Davy because she edited her original. :O

I ban Davy for being vicious now. THOU ART A VILLAIN!

I ban Sharktooth for calling me a villain. I do believe that that is my line. Scratch that, its Tybalt's.

I ban Davy for pwning himself.

I ban Sharktooth for thinking correction is pwntion.

I ban you all goodnight... Until tomorrow noobanners.

I ban Jules for being gone so long that she still thinks I am a Noobanner.

I ban Davy because I shouldn't be one either. -_-

I ban Sharktooth in agreement... for once.

I ban Davy for agreeing with me....

You didn't give me much to work with. :P

I ban Sharktooth for not creating something out of nothingness.

I ban Davy because that is hard to do, especially this late at night, when I'm tired.