I ban MA because we all get them. It's not like they are some obscure cult reference like "Loose Seal" or "Dogs can't look up". We just decided to ignore them.

I ban TSC because nobody has gotten the "Sleep is for the weak reference".

And BTW I love Shaun of the Dead.

I ban Mr. Awesome because I think he is Mr. Cliche.

I skip ban Juliana because if you want an apprentice, I would like to be it, shall I send you my ban resume?

I ban MA for being wrong. That is a reference from Spaced a show that both Simon Pegg and Nick Frost were in.

I skip TSC to ban MA because that is like asking for a promotion in a guild.

I ban TSC because that quote was in Shaun of the Dead, but it was in Spaced too. In Shaun they were referencing Spaced, So I got the reference of the reference!

And I ban Davy because I was not asking, I was simply saying that I would like to be her apprentice if she WANTS one, if she doesn't then I won't mention it ever again.

I ban MA for asking in different wording.

I ban DF because MA is not asking... He is begging!

I ban Davy because I rarely ban people. Davy's always fun to ban when I do. ^-^
Nevermind.... TSC is always fun to ban too! =)

I ban Savs for being my very first friend on POTCO and POF!!

I was going to ban TSC for saying I was begging even though I only politely offered my apprenticeship once, but I have decided to instead welcome back Savs! -waves-

I ban MA because if that is the case, you have not banned in your post and therefore you phail.

I ban SAVVVEHHHHHHH for poking her head in. HI SAVVEEHHHHH!

I ban Davy because I realized that, but I thought a noobanner would point that out not you... I won't lie, I expected a better ban from a senior noobanner...

And BTW I welcome banned Savs.

I ban Mr. Awesome.

I ban the Capital of California.

I ban MA for thinking I'm no-good because I'm enforcing the rule that you actually need to ban the poster above you. And you never welcome banned her. You just welcomed her back.

Now I ban Sharktooth.

I ban Sacramento. Can you ban the capital of Florida?

I ban Davy for not banning the poster above him! (Dog)

PWNED

I ban Mr awesome for being in GM crew with me yesterday

I skip Cannonbane and ban MA for thinking that was a PWN.... I also Ban Davy for his Epic fail in banning someone for not banning the person above them when you yourself failed to do so.

I Dog because thats CannonFURY not CannonBANE.

I also ban Cannonfury for meeting me in the game! Sorry I didn't know it was you so I didn't friend you:piratear:.

I ban MA because I only looked at the cannon part and guessed that it was bane...

I ban Dog because I am in an awesome mood!!!!

I ban MA for giving hints in the ban game.

I ban MA for giving me a hint which I already knew in his edit.

I ban ............... someone.

I ban Dog and the lurking guest!

I ban rich for banning me without reason. and there happens to be 2 lurking guestS not one.

I ban Dog for capitalizing the second s in guests.

I ban James because I did that for emphases.

I ban dog because I must emphasize that you spelled emphasis wrong.

I ban Davy because my spell checker has phailed me..

I ban dog because you wouldn't need spell checkers if you had impeccable spelling.

I ban Davy for failing to realize that I am a dog and am lucky to be able to understand the word impeccable

I ban Dog for not being knowledgeable enough to know that a better way to word that would have been,

"I am a dog and am barely knowledgeable enough to know the word impeccable"

I ban MA because I find no need whatsoever to use such fancy words all the time.

I ban Dog because thats ok, fancy words must be incomprehensible for you're dog comprehension.

I ban MA for using words that he probably doesn't understand himself and thinking that I wouldn't understand them...

I ban Dog because I fully understand what those words mean, notice how they add up to a pwn? Yeah that was on pupose.

I ban MA for thinking that every other ban he does makes a pwn, when it really makes him look like a total Noobanner every time he says something along the lines of "i pwned you."

I ban Davy because I have only been doing that as of late, don't worry it won't last, I just felt like doing it today.:laughks2:

I also ban you for not noticing the misspelling of the word purpose, which was a reference, which was a big part of the ban.

I ban MA for excessively doing it, and possibly thinking it makes him stronger and a better banner. Don't do it if you expect to become a master.

I ban MA because pupose makes not sense at all

I skip Dog to ban Davy because again, I just felt like doing it today :). I have my reasons for wanting to...

Also :laughks2: at Dogs ban.

I ban MA for banning with a smile.

I ban Davy for not using smiles when he bans. :) :) :) :) :)

I ban Sharky for being too optimistic.

( hands Sharky a dictionary )

I ban Kat for giving me a dictionary in an apparent attempt to educate me. I will put it to good use.

- throws in the fire. -

I ban Shark for burning that dictionary... a bomb would be more effective

I ban Dog for not knowing that today is a very special day!

I happy birthday ban BBX.

I ban...
 

I ban sharktooth for me being here! :degen:

Sorry mate.... I ban Neo the " Noobanner " for coming up with a ban much worse than that of Stealthys

I ban the Noobanner for picking on the other Noobanner. He's in your hands now, mate.

I ban Davy because I think Rich has found an apprentice!

I ban MA because that would make rich the Master.

Ha ha... ah haha....

I ban Davy because Stealth is my minion... I keep him around for his terrible bans that amuse the others - no hard feelings stealth lol -

I ban BIG RICH for having minions... and BUBBA BUNNY cause it's her BIRTHDAY

hmmm I ban Kat for NOT having minions and cool :) - gives bunny ban cake - BAN!

I ban Rich.

I ban Sharky for his terrible ban

I ban Rich for that terrible ban of a terrible ban.

I ban Rich for not being able to read the invisible words in my ban.

i ban Sharky for continuing a terrible ban chain.

I ban Sharky to follow the rule " ban the poster above you " and then I ban MR.A for coming up with a ban far worse than TSC can come up with

I ban Rich because you did indeed have a post above mine.

I ban McSharky for stating the obviously obvious ban.

I ban Crestshot...

I ban Davy for not being able to come up with something sublime when I actually take the time and energy to ban! How dare you!

I ban Crest for making me wait to ban someone with brains other than Davy. The Noobans are boring, unchallenging, and too easy to to ban. They are taking the fun away!

I add a ban on Rich for that late ban that mentions me? Do we have a problem that we need to discuss?

I ban TSC for seeing that last Davy ban and still believing that brains reside there.

I ban Crest because only that greenish meat still resides in Davys head.

I ban MA for being wrong. Besides that is physically impossible. This is not one of them books that make sounds when you press a picture. Nothing can that is readable can make sounds.

I ban TSC for making even less than no sense at all.

I ban MA because I am not going to explain so that your little Patrick Star brain can try and understand.

I ban TSC because the fact that you watch that show makes you look as intelligent as a piece of coal.

I ban MA because knowing about a character doesn't mean imply watching the show. I could have used many other examples but I figured that a Spongebob reference was more soothing to your intelligence level. End of Discussion.

I ban TSC for repeating the exact same argument (I am dumber than him) but with no evidence at all. A horrible ban master that would make you.

I ban MA for not having the capacity to move on.

I ban TSC because he think that by saying he can automatically win a ban session, a horrible banner in general that would make you.

I ban MA for having Poo as his mood.

I ban TSC for having fattening as his mood.

I ban MA because at least is not Poo like yours, even the little icon looks like a smelly poo.

I ban TSC because I thought the skeleton was an attempt by whoever designed it to be ironic.

I ban MA because I don't mind that. At least its not Poo.

I ban TSC for not having the capacity to move on.

I ban MA...

I ban Captain Sharktooth.

I ban luckie for dissing the ban game in a way that is found rude by the masters.... Luckie I hereby pronounce you BANNED!!!!

I ban Rich for 2 reasons:

1- She is absolutely right and I agree with her.
2- Luckie is a Master.

Bonus ban for claiming to have knowledge on what we Masters find rude.

I ban TSC because I had a nice ban session with you yesterday!

I ban MA because it was "blah" at best.

I ban TSC for making it that way, even when I made a vailid point you went of to ban some nonsense about my mood, and it might have worked if you're mood was not so bannable too.

I ban MA because that ban was so bad, it completely lost all meaning and credibility by the fourth word.

I ban Skip because that ban was... Random, try making a ban that has to do with my ban next time instead of just coming up with a random ban that could be apply to any ban.

It's like me saying... I ban you because you're ban was so bad it made a baby cry.

I ban MA for coming up with that lame example ban.

I ban Dog because I came up with the lamest, most uncreative ban I could think of so that it could even compare to how ban Skips ban was.

I ban MA because everyone has a bad ban now and then... there is no need to be rude about it

I ban Dog because that's the reason why MA's always rude.