I ban Davy for you can get info from other things beside rumors - like facts.

I ban 23 because you cannot find facts if there is nothing but rumors

I ban Dog because that is just a rumor.

I ban Skip because his avvie is a rumor because it always changes and by the time it gets to the last person it is completely different then when it started

I ban dog because I don't think that made sense.

I ban Davy for making even less than no sense at all.

I ban MA for using the letter N.

I ban DP for that noobanner attempt at a normal ban.... it brought havoc to my brain as I read it.

I ban Rich for calling me a noobanner - have you any idea how much time I've spent on this game?

I ban the noobanner for again doing the same.... and not as much as I?

I ban rich because dark is no noobaner

you sure?.... I ban Dog a wannabee noobanner for trying to help DP the noobanner.... shame on you

I ban Rich for making false accusations.

I skip ban rich because I've been here almost as long as you...

I skip ban Rich because Dog is a Grasshoppa, in fact the only banner on this page who is a noobanner is you... This might be a nice time to test that Cat of Nine Tails Davy got me!

I ban MA for getting violent

I ban MA because everyone on this page besides Dog and myself are noobanners.

I ban CST because Juliana named me a Grasshoppa, and then Davy gave me a job.

I ban Sharky for banning himself, and admitting that he and Dog are in fact noobanners.

I ban Skype because I typed too fast, check again. And MA, you haven't been around long enough to be promoted, so you are in fact a noobanner.

I ban CST because I have been banning as long as Dog, and as a Ban Master once said "once you earn something you can't un-earn it" and I earned my title.

I ban MA because Dog has been banning longer than you.

I ban sharky for allowing his edit to be shown and I ban you all for talking about me while I was gone.

I ban Dog because you were still viewing the thread.

I ban MA because I forgot to close the tab..

I ban Dog for phailing.

I ban bane because you did the very same.

I ban you all for not understanding the magic of phail.

I ban Davy for telling them to understand the magic of phail. They should know.

I ban Mr. Swordshot because they should know. But should doesn't guarantee facts.

I ban Davy for 'should' can guarantee facts, just not all the time.

I ban 23 because that was one of those times.

I ban Sharky because that could've been one of those times you made an interesting ban.

Oh well...

I ban Skiperdoo because all bans are interesting to banontologists like me.

I ban Davy for being too obsessed with banning.

I skip to ban Davy because if you're a bantologist, you should know how not to make terrible bans.

Am I seeing a trend here?

I ban everyone who used the term 'bantologist' or anything of the sort. There is no such thing!

I skip ban Skip for his user name, a better one would be a line from 2001.

"My mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going."

I ban MA because this is the first ban in three days.

I ban Davy for banning for a failed reason.

I ban Seaking because I second that, Davy wasted what could have been an awesome ban.

I ban MA, because Davy's simplicity WAS awesome.

I ban DP because you should have banned Seaking, since I was just seconding him.

I ban MA, because you had the same opinion, did you not?

I ban DP for making a point.

I ban MA for taking too long to get me rum. Hurry up before the mermaids get you!

I ban you people for thinking it was a bad ban. It was in fact a very good ban in the sense that I was the first to ban in three days.

I ban Davy for making another good ban.

I ban Hammy because for being the first noobanner I get to try my new Cat O' Nine Tails on! Congrats!

I ban MA for being selfish.

I ban DP because I'll just use one tail on him, I still have eight others!

i ban dark pixie for banning someone for being selfish (w/o selfishness we arent pirates)

I Ban Container7b for not giving me meat. Hand it over don't be selfish.

I second The Monsters Ban. I also ban the Monster for being a omnivore.

I ban SC because some things are not even worth being called meat.

I ban SC for saying i am an omnivore when i can always change back to carnivore. savvy?

I ban Ma for because if its from the flesh of an animal, its meat.

I ban The Monster because your meat is a whole other class of "food".

I ban Davy for thinking that the Monsters food isnt really meat.

I ban Stealthy because it is meat.... barely....

I ban Davy because I am sure it is meat, greenish or not.

I ban MA because we can test that out on you.

*throws plate in front of MA*

I ban Davy because I won't eat it unless I have some green eggs!

I ban MA. - tosses green eggs - Now do NOT ask me where those came from.

I ban Stealthy because tossing green eggs may actually be the best reason you've had in the past week.

It's still not good by anyone elses standards though, please try harder.

I skip ban Stealth. You forgot to toss the ham.

I Ban DP for not saying " toss the GREEN ham "

I ban Rich - anyone would have guessed what I was referring to.

I skip ban rich for missing the very obvious reference there.

I ban Dog for I said that because there might be lazy people who only read DP post.... BANNED!

I ban all you Noobanners and Noobanners in Denial for only making FIVE bans today. ONLY FIVE! And half of you are on Summer break already! This is miserable.

I ban Davy because most people have busy Summers, in fact the only reason I am able to post this is because I am banning from a phone.

I ban MA for banning on the go!

While you're out and about, make me a sandwich.

I ban Davy because I am NOT banning on the go... It actually takes me a bit longer to ban here than on my computer (fail) so sorry but I don't have enough time to make you a sandwich!

I ban MA because you will make time. And a sandwich.

I ban Davy for not being polite and not making his own sandwich.... shame on ye

I ban rich for maybe he has no bread and desperately wants a sandwich.

I ban Geedy. Shut up and make your superior a sandwich!

I ban Stealth for being a bully.

FOUR BANS! FOUR BANS SINCE YESTERDAY! What is this?! Good grief!

I ban ALL OF YOU for neglecting The Ban Game so much that its only getting less than a page of bans a day! Forget the sandwich! Get to banning before I explode!

I ban Davy for commanding us to ban.

I ban SEAKING because I also command you to ban WELL.

I ban Davy for that an opinion. I think i banned well, therefor, (to me) i did.

I second that ban.

Then I ban you all because Shaquille O'Neal just announced his retirement.

I ban MA because he always seconds everyones bans...

I would normally ban Billy, but seeing as I need to ban the person above me.

So instead I ban MA for doing a lazy ban and then telling us stuff that is unrelated to The Ban Game.

I second Davy's ban.

I would ban SC for not banning anybody, which makes his ban invalid, but that would just be lazy.

So I instead ban him for that new blog entry of his. Stay away from Abassa!!!!!!

I ban MA for not posting a comment. I have spent so much time on Abassa, its time equals older than how long some people have been playing POTCO. Those were the days... I do miss that Tortuga glitch...

I skip Stealthy to ban MA because seconding a ban does count as banning. It is just a weak ban.

I ban everyone who felt the need to second a ban. It only started recently, and you're supposed to BAN someone. What thread are we on? Oh wait... THE BAN GAME.

I ban DP for not stating that she was using sarcasm. Thats not very nice! [/SARCASM]

[/SARCASM] I banz SC 4 makin teh best ban EVAR!!1! [/SARCASM]

I ban MA for the odd grammar... was that required?

I ban DP because it was not required, but if we all did only what was required of us we would not get very far.

I ban MA, because I was required to.

I ban DP because I see you still haven't shirked your terrible banning requirement.

I ban Skip, for calling it terrible. Bad Skip.

I ban DP for requirements are rules and rules bring you down.

I ban Geedy because requirements are simply what is needed to supplement a sufficient amount for proper usage.

I ban MS for doing a somewhat descent job of keeping the Noobanners under control while me and most the other Ban Masters are busy.

I've been so busy, I haven't had much time to eat. Skip, I demand a sandwich!