Granted.... You're all wrapped up.

I wish for a pumpkin milkshake.

Granted. But did you think it was poison-free? Hahahaha...

I wish that a pirate I disliked would step in front of my cannon when I tell them to...

Granted.... But the cannon backfires.

I wish for no new updates on Test.

Granted, there are never any new updates so Test shuts down... then all the players in the game leave because there aren't any new updates, and POTCO shuts down with it.

I wish I could meet Applehead. (look her up in the Pirate Directory)

Granted..... Except she runs you through with a Cutlass.....

I wish for more room in inventory.

granted, but now you wish for a pony

I wish the updates would come out today

Granted, but they suck because they're supposed to be out far later in the year...

I wish for Stealth's new pony.

granted, but it eats you.

I wish I could has a cheezburger

Granted, but- oh wait.

I wish for an undead pony.

granted but it buys a pistol and kills you (without the pistol)

I wish that Sith would post next

grated but it got deleted.

I wish for more metal to make a sword with

granted but you run out of time to make the sword and end up never making it!!!

i wish to talk alot :O

Granted but people are never around you because they got tired of your voice :P jk

I wish that i never had to go to school

Granted but then u never leave the house ever again O_O

I wish ppl dont get tired of my voice :P

granted but every one is buysy so thay dont mind your voice they just don't pay attention

i wish that every one listen tot he music i did so i could talk to people about it

granted but they are all to busy listening to the music to listen or talk to u about it

i wish for chocolate milk to rain from the sky O_O ( i have no idea where that came from haha)

granted but it comes in the gallon bottles from the store ( that would hurt )

i wish for more queiches

granted but they end up being nasty and u dont want to eat them! :O

i wish for stuff!!! haha

granted but the stuff you wish for falls on you

i wish for a wish that will never be corrupted

granted but they break

I wish for more chocolate milk.

granted but it dose every thing but tell time

I wish for more time

Granted.... In a snow globe.

I wish for eggs.

Granted, but the hen is angry...

I wish for a wish.

Granted.....now the Genie is angry.

I wish for a War Brig.....:bookishfj7:

Granted ....it's in your lemonade .

I wish for jelly beans.

Granted.... Moldy

I wish for new test release.

Granted..... A plastic one.

I wish for crunchy tacos