Granted, you have a board lying about you having a post count of 50,000.

Granted, but there was nothing to grant, so it wasn't granted. But it has to be granted. But it can't be. So the world explodes. You did that.

I wish for a shorter route to Darkhart.

Granted, it decreases by 0.

I wish to have the skill to make cool images with letters!

Granted, acid leaks out of the battery and burns your hand off.

I wish for triple barreled cannons like on the Flying Dutchman.

Granted, your cereal was regurgitated. Chow down.

I wish for no wish.

Granted. However, your wish also affects your ability to have any thoughts of wishes which crushes your dreams.

I wish for a cool summer.....

Granted, but it snows.

I wish for rum.

Granted, but your invincible stick has termites and disintegrates.

I wish for purple hair.

Granted, he bagel is hard as a rock and breaks your two front teeth.

I wish I didn't have to do potions in potco.

Granted after you install it your computer catches on fire.

I wish for a sunny beach.

Granted, it is sitting on top of a land mine.

I wish for a new unsinkable ship.

Granted......however it has no sails or cannons.

I wish for a bagel

Granted but you have no voice to request wishes.

I wish for my own island.

Granted....they are rubber.

I wish for Friday

Granted, but when wishing gum was accidentally flipped backwards and you end up getting a Mug Root Beer.

I wish for a sprite!

Granted, but its a flat sprite.

I wish for a leg lamp.

granted but when you buy it it cost 9999999999999999billion money's

i wish for a banana named fred

Granted, Fred appears and you become best friends. You do everything together, and he has a special bed in the fridge. One day, while at the supermarket with Fred, you need to buy some bananas, because you were out of them (and you certainly weren't going to eat your best friend!). Fred is upset because he's seeing his kind being bought and skinned, then eaten. You try to reassure Fred, but he just assumes that you're one of them. He falls out of your hand and drops onto the floor, where he is picked up by a member of staff and thrown away. Suddenly, the staff member bursts into flames. The bin tips over, and you see a mutated, humanoid Fred, terrorizing the supermarket. He then says in a big booming voice, 'I HATE YOU, SAMUEL THE AWESOME!'. You then exit the exploding supermarket, and jump off a cliff in sadness and overwhelming depression.

I wish for invincible socks.

lol pixie

granted but you get hungry and you eat the perfect potato

i wish for a squirrel named hammy

granted but its lumpy and sour

i wish for the softest pillow in the world

Granted but its my pillow :p


I wish for the warmest blanket in the world to go with my softest pillow...

Ok, but you are no longer good at PvP, mate.

I wishfor Minecraft to be free!

Granted, mojang runs out of money the next day and minecraft is canceled.

I wish for more bunny food.

Granted but i eat it and your left with half a crumb.


I wish i could find the crumb i droped...

granted but i ate it

i wish for the coolest hat in the world

Granted but its my hat.

I wish for nothing.

granted but its my power

i wish for something made of nothing

Granted but your everything crushes you and bankrupts us...


I wish i hadn't granted that wish

Granted. Jack Sparrow forces you to wish again.

I wish I could have my old pirate back.

granted but its my pie

i with for a bigger pie

granted but i steal it and spend it all HAHAHAHAHAHA

i wish for a uncoruptable wish

Granted, but they're out of date.


I wish to swim in lava

Granted but you....... nvm

I wish that Mark never swims in lava again

Granted but then I go back in time and change your mind

I wish that my wish to swim in lava is not corrupted

Sorry, all the platypus are gone because of your illegal poaching.

I wish for magic powers.

Granted but someone comes along and mind-controls you to stop controlling other. It's bad karma.

I wish for another contest to enter.

granted but he kills you

i wish for pizza

Granted, but someone flipped the wish cycle upside down, so you got azzip.

I wish for an unusual hat!

Granted the hat kills you.


I wish for the navy to obey me.

Granted, but they are completely incompetent.

I wish that the activities section would receive more visitors.

Granted, they're all germs.

I wish for a burger cheese.

Granted, except it's a cheeseburger. MWAHAHAHA!!!

I wish that the second chapter of the main quest would be released.

Granted. The magic is that it burns your skin.

I wish for a sabre that did more damage than any broadsword.

Granted it does more damage towards you.


I wish for Jolly Roger to be my cabinboy.

Granted, but everyone eats you.



I wish for a taco.

it means where are my pants but the corruption is where are my brain

i WISH for AZZIP

granted but you die all the time in the book

i wish for AWESOMENESS

Thanks to share important tips..:degen:

Granted the thread is now your worst enemy.


I wish for the grand blunderbuss.

Granted - but you find you're now a basic member

I wish for 200,00 gold and a ship of the line