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Cujo and Pirate chicka to celebrate which lead to...............
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excessive consumption of rum. Li proceeded to......
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throw a big rum drinking partee with all her guildmates and friends and....................
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....fell over intoxicated. Robert decided to.....
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be a nice pirate and pick up poor Li up off the ground while Pirate Chicka........
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vomited all over Roberts new Barbossa shoes. Consequently.....
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Robert didnt get mad like everyone thought he would because.......
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deep deep down...inside Captain Darkskull....was a kind heart...and he couldn't possibly get mad at Li. So the shoes came off and......
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and partee continued on until...........
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BBX arrived with popcorn, soda and an EITC soldier tied up. We asked BBX......
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how did ye do it all by urself and she replied back.............
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"I dunked his head in that God forsaken green ocean....and then he passed out!" Li raised an eyebrow and said "
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"ROFL. u rock chicka" Robert then proceded to..................
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grab the EITC scum and toss him overboard. BBX screamed "
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While BBX screams, Pirate chicka wakes up and tell everyone...........
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the curse has returned!!!!! As everyone jumped off the Galleon in panic......
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the mighty trio saved everyone from..............
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Jolly Roger and his cursed crew. So then....
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after the defeat of Ol' Jolly the partee resumed with.............
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Li tripping and falling on Cujo. Cujo then.......
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chases Robert around empty Kh for a little game of cat and mouse.
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Then...all of a sudden.....explosions came from a nearby island.....was it PDF? Li went to investigate as Cujo chased Robert only to find......
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that Robert had super powers and super glued Cujo's feet to ground.
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Cujo got REALLY angry and Robert so.......
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wore out from running from Cujo that he...........
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Tripped overboard into the icky green water. Luckily Maria..........
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had stocked up on Ho-Ho's. So then she.....
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Threw they at AKa to save him. Sadly they..........
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all fell into the water. So PG09.....
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Threw some Rum at Aka instead. This didn't........
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please him to say the least. So he.......
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Just sat there in the green ocean. Fortunately........
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He grabs onto a rope that is dangling from the side He hoists himslf over the ledge to see...
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Cujo being the good wolf she is, ...............
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Swam to Akamystic and saved him. Once on board again he.........
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tossed chicka over board for throwing Ho Ho's at him.
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Luckily this chicka was friends with Jones so he...........
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stuck her in the locker anyway but...............
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she found Jack and his Pearl so they both..........
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sailed towards Port Royal. Unfortunately......
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Akamystic was still angry for throwing the Ho Ho's so he sent............
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Davy Jones to find BBX. Then.......
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Both BBX and Jones found Tia Dalma so that she could...........
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get her Barbie Voodoo doll fixed. Little did they know......
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There was no such thing as a Barbie Voodoo doll. Angered, Jones and BBX........
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headed to the Unfaithful Bride to toss a few Grogs back. In the meantime.....
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PG09 was still trying to find her way back to land when she ran into..........
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AKA. They decided to......
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Set out with BBX and Li to find the Kraken. So they...........
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drank 4 pints of Grog each and hopped on the War Frigate. PG09 was......
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A little disoriented and fell asleep while steering the ship. So.........
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they crashed into a shipwreck off of Rumrunners. Then....
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they were stuck there. So they came up with a plan to........
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make smores. First they......
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Found some sticks to make a fire and use to roast the marshmallows.. Then all of a sudden they realized...........
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that it was snowing.... how could it be snowing on this island?!?!?!...he then rushed into the forest and..........
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Built a shack out of Stumps. But the other stumps got mad at the group and.........
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destroyed the shack! So then.....
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It started to rain cats and dogs, which...
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Led the group to a hidden cave close to the shore. Upon entering the cave.....
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Which there was a extreme case of bat guano, but...
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BBX brought tea and crumpets which alleviated the odor. So then.....
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They started a fire and camped out the night. In the morning...........
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PG09 made a wonderful breakfast which included........
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Pancakes, waffles, bacon, and scrambled eggs. But soon, we realized that there was no syrup, so we had to...
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Build a new ship and set out for the Enchanted Syrup. To build the new ship they had to..........
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tear apart BBX's go-cart. So BBX became livid and...........
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And screamed like there's no tomorrow, but that got me nowhere, so...
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PG09 and AKA bounced Crumb Cakes off her head. Consequently...
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I smacked the lights out of the both of you, and told you two to set sail, then...
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The local gypsies noticed we had Crumb Cakes so they decided to help. They cast some spells.. said some magic words and..................
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BBX turned into an Undead Crumb Cake. So then.....
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While we were laughing at BBX as a Crumb Cake, A ship magically appeared. We all climbed aboard and..........
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tossed BBX below desk so the seagulls wouldn't eat her alive. PG09......
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BBX's huge Crumb Cake body smashed the ship to little peices and...
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the water dissolved her body and the sharks ate the scraps. So PG09 suggested....
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We be nice and use the super secret special tonic the gypsies lent us. But Akamystic.........
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drank it. Then.....
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All hope was lost for BBX. As a result...........
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AKA and PG09 threw a party. So then.....
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BBX joined up with Jolly Roger. AKa and PG09 were now in big trouble so they went to find........
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Tia Dalma. Moreover......
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Li and Cujo came to help as well. Before a massive battle began they tried to negotiate but............
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Jolly and BBX had begun roasting marshmallows. So then.....
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THey all had a big campfire instead. Now that that was over.........
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Jolly and BBX became extremely intoxicated on 25 year old Jamaican Rum. Then...
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The crew set sail once again. Once again out on the open ocean with nothing to do............
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The crew set sail once again. Once again out on the open ocean with nothing to do but eat..............
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So they gathered all the crab meat they got from John Smith and agreed.......
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