I would yell at the top of my lungs "NO" until it came back

WWYDI The Zombie emote didn't exist anymore?

I'd have to sue POTCO...LOL

WWYDI the kneel emote came back?

i wouldn't care less....

WWYDI my ship could fly and attack anyone?

I'd cry out, "CHEATER!"

WWYDI I stole your online symbol?

i would yell cheater back at you.

WWYDI all level 40 pirates became enemies?

Then I'd become a level 40 pirate before it takes place...hehe

WWYDI on Halloween they have a server malfunction and we do not become undead?

Be a pirate.

WWYDI instead of turning into undead on Halloween, everyone had on pink tutus and wooden clogs?

I already have a Mod Pink Tutu.... so I'd just start Modding on POTCO :D

WWYDI thet told you that they could fix all the bugs... but the cost was that you could never play and have to sacrafic yourself from playing for the greater good...

I would dress a noob up like me to take the fall

WWYDI All the cows in the world were stolen by Seabeards?

I'd say, Got milk? oh right, no.

WWYDI I told you that I was not a real person?

It would confirm my suspicions about you:)

WWYDI a waterspout sunk your ship in POTCO?

I'd think "I bet Stormhawk wishes he could go down like this!"

WWYDI after signing off POTCO for the night, you turned in your chair and activated a real-life, full-sized Seabeard behind you?

i would be really concerned, because that's not what i payed for....

WWYDI instead of a pirate you became Elvis?

I'd smack a molusk to death with my hip and my guitar, raise the corner of my lip and say, "Thank you very much."

WWYDI if you went in the Faithful Bride and found Toons swigging rum at the bar?

I'd say "Hey this isn't Toontown!" then take all the rum for myself.

WWYDI You saw a level 1 beat a Seabeard?

I'd be really amazed and ask for the glitch.

WWYDI you were the only enemy in POTCO and were a level 1 and couldn't level up?

I would go to Jolly Roger and demand that he give me powers to level up

WWYDI we were all little pieces of popcorn?

i would eat everyone and everything over a movie.


WWYDI i was the king of the pirates?

Rebel!!!

WWYDI Davy Jones let you test drive The Flying Dutchman?

i would steal it.

WWYDI I hunted you with the dutchman?

id be sad

WWYDI what if u saw a ship sail thru tortuga?

I would go after them

WWYDI there were no islands?

I would have to live on my light sloop, oh wait I already am. Got a blanket?


WWYDI A cat jumped on your face?

I would take out a cat chewing toy and shove it in its mouth

WWYDI you ACTUALLY saw Edwards mind??

i would be either scared or laugh. or both.


WWYDI there was no more POTCO chapters?

I would be sad!

WWYDI I never posted this game?

i would have played another.

WWYDI there was no more enemies?

i'd cry bc i couldnt finishing lvling up


WWYDI there was no more POTCO?

I would continue the game in real life by fighting scorpions, stumps, gators, and skeletons from the grave.

WWYDI A gravedigger stole your sandwich and your weapons?

i would get everything by hitting it with a shoe.


WWYDI you had no weapons?

I'd fight the undead with my killer high heels.

WWYDI Jack Sparrow tried to kill you?

i would be surprised.


WWYDI you became EITC?

I would take then for all that I could and sell it all on the black market for a higher price.

WWYDI you became part of the Royal Navy?

Start a mutiny, take the ship and crew, and start pirating.

WWYDI a Death Omen, Juggernaut, Dreadnought, Behemoth, and Warlord all spawned around you and started firing?

I would be TOTAlLY Taking Screenies while hitting Take Cover, Open Fire and Ramming Speed, then tag them all with lighting and 'fishtal' them to their deaths :D

WWYDI if tomorrow you won a trip to Disney World?

I would be shocked. I haven't entered a contest! But I would be happy!

WWYDI they put Mickey as an NPC in the game?

the mouse? then i would ask for his autograph like if i was at the parks.


WWYDI magic kingdom became an island in POTCO?

Explore it to see how close it matches the real thing.

WWYDI purchasing the Black Pearl was an option, but it costs you max gold?

I wouldnt buy it :p I would not give away my maxed gold for ANYTHING!

WWYDI Jolly Rogers curse turned you into a pumpkin instead of a skeleton?

I'd hide indoors.... :)

And For Rackat's... I SPEND IT ALL! GIMMIE THE BOAT! :D

WWYDI The Curse Didn't End?

I'd weep bitterly and complain loudly.

WWYDI the Scarlet NPC starting interacting with players and slapped you?

I would nade the wench
WWYDI Rum was banned from the Caribbean??

Arrrrrrrr, there'd be mutiny mates! Mutiny says i!

WWYDI there was a POF "island raid" planned each weekend?

i would join.

WWYDI you were not invited to it?

I wouldn't go.

WWYDI they took away PvP and SvS?

I would make them drink alot of rum untill they gave it all back

WWYDI our pistol was a water-gun instead of a pistol?

I'd throw a fit because it wouldn't be able to kill anybody..

WWYDI all enemies in the game were turned into cute, innocent bunnies?

Bunnies taste like chicken. I have no problem with that. :D

WWYDI you could add 1 thing to the game (ship, house, island, etc)? ONLY 1 THING! :)

new ships


WWYDI if u could only haev 1 weapon which would it be andwhy?

Dagger because it fights off Raiders and it speads smooth butter!

WWYDI computers took over the world and forced you to eat bacon forever?

mmmhh... bacon...

WWYDI instead of bacon it was tofu?

I'd re-format the computers. Bacon is better!

WWYDI you could trade places with your pirate?

i wouldn't trade, because i can boss him/them around.


WWYDI you were force to trade with them?

I would enjoy the warm Caribbean!
WWYDI Jolly Roger invited u to join his crew?

I would ask him if he thought I feared death.

WWYDI if you found out you could now open a shop in game, what kind of shop would you open?

i would open a bar and grill for all me friends



WWYDI i stole all of ur rum and used it for the new B & G

I would insist on free drinks for all pirates
WWYDI sumone stole ye ships and left ya to remain a landlubber

i would cry bc i miss me War Fleet


WWYDI If u could go to a pirates convention and meet other players?

Great pirate company is always welcome..but I would keep me dagger ready...can't trust pirates ya no!
WWYDI The shipwrights had their repair licenses revoked?

i would have to learn to fix me own boat then...hehehehehe


WWYDI u had unlimited gold?

buy Cutthroat real estate...set up Lizzy's Lair( a tavern wit rum and food) and use the stumps as bouncers!

WWYDI a Seabeard invited u to be its friend?

i'd run for the hills


WWYDI Capt Jack gave u the Black Pearl after getting it back?

I'd call him ungrateful!!!

WWUDI the volcano on PDF erupted?

I'd duck and cover!

WWYDI you knew the only way to defeat Jolly Roger was to use Jolly Ranchers but you only had Skittles?

i would go trickortreating.

WWYDI the only way to level past 40 was by paying USD$1,000,000?

I would get to plunderin'.

WWYDI If we ALL lived on light sloops?

I would steal some more sloops then build a floating home.

WWYDI instead of ships we had chips?

I BE FAT FROM ALL THE CHIPS


WWYDI you could keep all the flag ships u boarded?

I would sell the fabric or make me ship faster.


WWYDI you had to bury the skellies you kill.

I'd cheat...cremation only

WWYDI the sea water turned to oil?

I was light a match for fun.

WWYDI Ghost Rider was a new enemy?

i would trow him in the water.


WWYDI all ships had a hole under them?

Chew gum and patch the hole

WWYDI the taverns on the site all lost their dealers (one could only hope)

I would fill in for them MUAHAHAHA!!!

WWYDI A Seabeard chased your pirate out of your computer?

Tell my feline to attack!!!

WWYDI the Kraken appeared on yr ship??

I would tell it to leave while poking it with a fork.

WWYDI Instead of pistols we had bubbleguns?

have to burst alot of bubbles with it

wwydi Guuner was abducted?

i would have a party bc he ran us all ragged with his dang rum quest....



WWYDI POTC had live voice chat?

Put tape on me mouth!!!

WWYDI pirates were only allowed one weapon

i would pick wisely.

WWYDI i picked everybody's weapons?

Call foul.......

WWYDI u were attacked by all the Big Bosses at the same time (eeks)

i would die and go to jail.

WWYDI all the enemies were invincible?

Be playing alot of blackjack!!!!!!!!!!

WWYDI none of the enemies rewarded exp/reps?

i would cry bc i wont be able to finish lvling up




WWYDI you werent allowed new clothes/weapons?

i wouldn't care i use my beginning outfit.


WWYDI there were only "mini" enemies in POTCO?

Laugh and point at them while saying "Ha Ha I'm more powerful than you!"

WWYDI forks were the only weapons in-game?

Eat an awful lot

WWYDI you sailed to the end of the world and couldn't get back?

Have to die at sea.

WWYDI a gang of Seabeards swarmed around you at a bar?

Either offer them a very strong grog or use the bottle on their seabeard heads

WWYDI your ship was sunk and you couldn't swim?

i would wear flooaties.


WWYDI you could sail around to different pirate games?

Been there tried that (during a suspended animation period) I'm happy where I am on POTCO

WWYDI all pirates only had row boats

i would go Jason and The Argonauts on my crews.


WWYDI you had to swim everywhere?

But a jetski

WWYDI the moon gave pirates a moon-tan

ID STAY in the moon light





WWYDI there was no more guilds?

Create one??

WWYDI stumps could talk?

i would be freaked out.

WWYDI everyone turned in a level 1?

Start from scratch again...lol

WWYDI someone stole the sails of your ships?

i would sail in their ships.

WWYDI you could ride a bike in POTCO?

Prolly scare the town folk

WWYDI all the islands were re-arranged while you slept?

i would be glad.

WWYDI they took away islands while you were online?