granted, but u can only get on it once every en years.

I WISH, TO BE MAXED AND BORED OF THE GAME :P

Granted, but then you get so bored that you go to sleep and fall into a coma.

I wish I had access to all the music at the taverns.

Granted, but.... I'LL sing along to them...

I wish I had a pet monkey.

granted but the monkey runs away

i wish that i know what to wish for

Granted, but you are so disturbed by what you would've wished for you run into the foest and become a hermit.
I wish that I could own (and be able to use) any game I want without any bad things that happen to my computer and me that could in any possible way could stop my hardcore gaming.(phew)

Granted but you immediately forget.
I wish for a space hamster.

Granted, but the space hamster couldn't breathe on Earth.
I wish for Dark Hart to quit dropping famed weapons.

granted but everyone even u give up on looking for famed and legendary weapons.
i wish for nothing

Granted, but since you wished for nothing, the wish you have wished becomes null in void, but the universe still needs to grant the wish, so it blows up.

I wish for a fish on my dish.

granted but its micoscopic fish.

I WISH FOR 8 MORE TOES XD

Granted, but you fall over from lack of balance and extra weight on your feet.

I wish for Spain to win the World cup.

Granted, but they'll never make it back (yeah right..).

I wish the USA would have made it farther. Even if I don't like soccer.

Granted but they still don win


I wish England would have held the 2014 world cup

Granted, but the stadium was positioned too close to the Thames and it fell in.

I wish for sleep.

Granted but you have a nightmare


I wish I wasn't going on holiday for 3 weeks