I invite you to my rum cellar on rumrunners isle, then I smash you on the head with a bottle of rum, take the sword, lock you in the cellar, set all the dingies on the island on fire so even if you do get out of that cellar you cant leave the island, then sail away on my own dingie!

When you step on a plunger. It launches you al the way into the rock of Padres. I take the sword, and forgot I cursed it with an irreversible curse. But instead of England, I was sent to Raven's Cove and found a bundle of Lost Swords, and with the pile, I hide the cursed sword. All of them look the same. I am devilish. One is real, the rest are set to blow up if you even try to scower them:knife:

The real lost sword is indestructible, so I throw a grenade on the pile and the fake ones blow up and I take the real one.

I get my skeleton raider buddies to spawn around you and take the sword from you. They then give it to me and guard me as I run away! I laugh evilly.

I shoot them with my level 1 Pistol and they all die. I trip you and I take the sword.

Monkey's is clumsy, so as she trips Charle, she falls over too. The sword falls into a crack in the catacombs and get stuck. However, that just so happens to be my secret hideout. I stay with the sword in my teeny tiny crevice hideout with rum to distract pirates on the outside.

I reach in and grab it xD

I use my spider powers to sling a web and snatch it.

I ban you and you give me the sword.

i takes the sword from you and ate it

I perform surgery and extract the sword. Then I disappear in a cloud of smoke (via my smoke bomb).

But the sharp blades cuts you open and I snatch it. I pour my Phantom Spirits potions on it to make it disappear forever. I used so much, that when you get 10 yards away or any object 50 yards away. They all are blown away. Nothing can penetrate it, not even digging under it or using voodoo XD XD XD XD XD

I throw a rock at it. Power to the rocks! It breaks the force field, I walk up and grab it. Hehe. (Don't steal me sword, Crest, or I'll "boing" you!!) -Inside Joke-

You grabbed a fake one. I hold the real one. You all fail.

I have a private meeting with Darkhart, and he tells me that all the lost swords he and the rest of the bosses and tormenta buddies have been giving out are fake, and he has the real one. You all have fakes. He shows the real one to me, then I blow his brains out with my Grand Blunderbuss, take it, then sail all the way to Russia, dig a hole in the snow, find a cave, bury myself in it with a lifetimes supply of food and water, and sit there with the lost sword. My precioussssss.