I BAN SAMUEL FOR NOT READING!!!

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WYR wear Clothes Covered In Barf The Rest Of Your Life Or Eat Your Best Friend?????

( either way u lose a friend )

Eat my friend.

Would you rather be sunk by the HMS Invincible in a whole barrage of Explosives or by a barrage of the EITC Tyrants' Explosive broadsides?

The Invincible...

WYR get eaten by The Monster, or eat his meat?

Eat his meat.

Would you rather be sunk by a Navy Ferret or an EITC Sea Viper?

BOTH!!!!!!!!!! ( noob talk )

WYR Ban Caribbean Thrunder Or Ban Caribbean Thunder??

Ban CT. Bans = Happy Jack.

WYR spend one week on Abassa Tortuga or eternity on a server with only yourself and Mr. Wilson to talk to.

No, not the one from Dennis The Menace. Castaways.

Abassa i luv it

WYR be banned by me or by yourslef

Myself. You must be willing to laugh at yourself in order to master anything.

WYR take or give useful advice?

give, Cuz Then I Can Make Someone Else Fail.
WYR Drink A Fart Or Burp Potion

Burp cause farts iz yucky

WYR Use the Snaplock Pistol for ever or use the Ghoul Doll forever?

Kraken Treasure map.

Would you have a ship of the line or 200,000 gold

GoulDoll Bc Then I Could Attack Humans, Not Just Skellies.

WYR Take Over POTCO Or Take Over Youtube?

take over POTCO

WYR eat a cheeseburger or a hamburger

guild win a guild contest

Hamburger.

Since this went unanswered:
Ship of the Line.

Would you rather get sunk, or get defeated on land?