But I am afraid of small spaces /whimpers

Repair my ship for me!

But I don't have a scaffolding!

Get me a Scaffolding!

I don't know what that is.... so I can't

Get me the Black Pearl

It's too hard to sail.

Brew me a fine rum.

I have nothing to brew with.

Get me a plank of wood.

I'll get a splinter!!!!

Give me some gloves.

They'll give me a paper cut!

Give me a beard.

I don't have a hair-growth serum on hand.

Destroy yourself

Dont have a bomb

give me your signature

Sorry, but I have no excuse! Here ya go mate, a signature from THE Jack Shipsteel. Don't misplace it now!

Become the governer of Port Royal.

Sorry, I don't have the deed to the mansion.

Give me meat for The Monster.

Sorry, but he already recieved meat from the Vending Machine.

Sell your entire stock of weapons.

But then I cant attack darkhart

give me world eater blade

-Jack Shipsteel-

Loot Skull Chest locks are hard to break.

Kill that Gravedigger.

It wouldn't be fair for him.

Give me a Ban-ana.